Story: Everybody Must Get SCOned

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“Jack has gone ‘deep cover’ to deal with the SCO situation.”

“I’m still waiting for my answer.”

“Mr. Dreck? What… er… what are you doing here?”

“Jack, when you say ‘I’ll have a talk with them,’ do you really mean ‘I’ll find someone influential and hurt them?'”

“Didn’t we already talk to SCO?”

“Why do I get a general feeling of sickness and unease?”

ALAN: Well, we've decided on an operating system to run on the server. You've fought, and johnny won, so we're…

ALAN: Didn't we already talk to SCO? And by talking, I mean throwing a monitor at their sales guy. JACK:…