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Merry Day After Christmas

“Because we know the holidays seem all too short, we at Ubersoft want to remind you not to forget the important things in life.”

“We, the employees who work tirelessly at Ubersoft, Inc., want to extent you our warmest holiday greetings this season.”

“When I told the Boss that Scott, our token idealist, really LIKED the idea of an Integrated Spam Desktop, the Boss immediately abandoned it.”

“We don’t blame you for giving the Boss that idea bout the integrated Spam desktops.”

“We hear you’re the guy who gave the Boss the idea to integrate spam into the Nifty Doorways desktop.”

“We’re just watching some guy break into our network.”

“I’m really worried about Alex.”

“Have you seen the other two of me bouncing around lately?”

“I’m kinda worried about Alex.”

“This new naming convention is ridiculous.”