Help DeskNothing To TradeC. B. Wright18 February 200424 March 2020 by C. B. Wright18 February 200424 March 20200 "Before we begin with all the unpleasantness, allow me to stall you momentarily."...
Help DeskImplausible DeniabilityC. B. Wright17 February 200424 March 2020 by C. B. Wright17 February 200424 March 20200 "I would like to talk to the group of employees who tested UberQuest now."...
Help DeskSquaring OffC. B. Wright16 February 200424 March 2020 by C. B. Wright16 February 200424 March 20200 "The FDA is reviewing whether your game 'UberQuest' should be classified as a controlled substance."...
Help DeskFirst ImpressionsC. B. Wright13 February 200424 March 2020 by C. B. Wright13 February 200424 March 20200 "I'm from the FDA."...
Help DeskThe ConfessionC. B. Wright20 December 200224 March 2020 by C. B. Wright20 December 200224 March 20200 "Have you ever used Linux?"...
Help DeskThe Interrogation, ContinuedC. B. Wright19 December 200224 March 2020 by C. B. Wright19 December 200224 March 20200 "Admit it... You've been pirating music, mister!"...
Help DeskThe InterrogationC. B. Wright18 December 200224 March 2020 by C. B. Wright18 December 200224 March 20200 "We think you should make things easier for yourself."...
Help DeskThe InvestigationC. B. Wright17 December 200224 March 2020 by C. B. Wright17 December 200224 March 20200 "Mark's been arrested again."...
Help DeskDeja Vu, All Over AgainC. B. Wright16 December 200224 March 2020 by C. B. Wright16 December 200224 March 20200 "You're under arrest."...
Help DeskUnholy Appeal 3C. B. Wright7 March 20018 January 2023 by C. B. Wright7 March 20018 January 20230 "Your Honors, after the trial the Judge was quoted in many newspapers and magazines saying things about us that we found offensive and an indication...