“I’m ready to help walk you through your upgrade problem.”
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Tag: Customer
A Seasonally Effective Response
“I’m calling back because my computer is still trying to finish this update.”
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Precise Imprecision
“I just downloaded your upgrade to Nifty Doorways 99…”
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Negative Re-Enforcement
“Here at VerizoT&T we value our relationship with our customers…”
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Running The Numbers
“one of your salesmen just tried to get me to sign up for your ‘revolving phone policy.'”
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A Question Of Ownership
“VerizoT&T Technical Support, Alex speaking.”
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Alex Explains The Cloud
“Can you please explain this ‘cloud’ business?”
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Current Events
“My Federal Government appears to have crashed.”
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New Values
“Should I buy a desktop computer, a laptop, or a tablet?”
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An Indignity On Two Fronts
“Why won’t it work?”
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