“This is Ubersoft technical support.”
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Tag: Customer
The Truth, Revealed
“So what you’re telling me is that any customer who decides to use the number printed on the back of a user manual to get technical support is going to be blacklisted as a ‘Trouble Customer?'”
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The Confrontation, Continued
“Tell me exactly what the heck is going on.”
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The Confrontation
“Don’t hang up!”
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Terms Of Use II
“What you’re telling me is that your website says things that directly contradict your terms of service.”
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Terms Of Use
“Ever since I registered the latest version of UberWordSoftPro I’ve been getting a ridiculous amount of spam.”
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Inconsistencies
“I’ve heard that Linux is superior to Nifty Doorways.”
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No Explanation Given
“I have one of your 5-button mice.”
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Viral Containment, Finale
“There is really only one way to assure that you will not be infected by viruses.”
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Viral Containment, Continued
“That’s it?”
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