Sticking To The Script
"I'm having a problem with your web browser."...
Tag : Customer
Obligatory Star Wars Reference
"How can I get off The Grid?"...
Test Parameters Need Tweaking
"You know how in the movies you always see these completely unrealistic depictions of computers?"...
This Could Be About Anything
"I assure you that's expected behavior."...
Oh, No Reason, Why Do You Ask?
"How do I delete something embarrassing from the Internet?"...
Un-Valentine
"I hate you!"...
Reasonable Doubt
"I want you to give me an honest answer to this..."...
The Number You Have Called…
"I'd like to speak to the person who is actually allowed to help customers."...
The Final Boss Problem
"Hello, this is the Ubersoft Retention Department."...
Do The Shuffle
"I'm going to transfer you over to the Retention Department."...