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Tech Writer Blues

“I need that user manual for the new version of UberWordSoftPro…”

“You’re going to put Binky in this game?”

“We need to marshal our forces of darkness and create the single most addictive MMORPG ever created…”

“You’re selling a visual development studio for spyware and virus authors?”

“I thought ‘Project Albatross’ was supposed to be a program.”

“How is ‘product integration’ going to create the next generation of truly evil programs?”

“So what did you finally decide to do?”

“‘Project Albatross’ is supposed to be the single most evil program to ever hit the computer industry.”

“Tell me about ‘Project Albatross.'”

“DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE!”