Kernel PanicConfiscationC. B. Wright2 March 200626 December 2022 by C. B. Wright2 March 200626 December 20220 "We're going to need to confiscate all the computers the suspect has had access to in this office."...
Kernel PanicWhen the Feds Come Marching InC. B. Wright22 February 200626 December 2022 by C. B. Wright22 February 200626 December 20220 "What brings the Secret Service to our office this afternoon?"...
Kernel PanicTrouble Comes A-KnockingC. B. Wright14 February 200626 December 2022 by C. B. Wright14 February 200626 December 20220 "Did you hear about the latest troubles at Wikipedia?"...
Kernel PanicGetting EvenC. B. Wright14 December 200526 December 2022 by C. B. Wright14 December 200526 December 20220 "It's bad enough that you show not one bit of appreciation for the history of the industry you work in..."...
Kernel PanicProving NotabilityC. B. Wright7 December 200526 December 2022 by C. B. Wright7 December 200526 December 20220 "Johnny tells me you're spending company time on Wikipedia, recommending articles for deletion..."...
Kernel PanicSweet RoutineC. B. Wright1 November 200526 December 2022 by C. B. Wright1 November 200526 December 20220 "Paperclip's gone, man."...
Kernel PanicLooking for WorkC. B. Wright27 October 200526 December 2022 by C. B. Wright27 October 200526 December 20220 "You've got to get out of here. You're freaking me out."...
Kernel PanicSidekick!C. B. Wright26 October 200526 December 2022 by C. B. Wright26 October 200526 December 20220 "I thought I'd come here to see if I could get a job!"...
Kernel PanicFlashback or DenialC. B. Wright25 October 200526 December 2022 by C. B. Wright25 October 200526 December 20220 "Why is an oversized paperclip standing in your office winking at you?"...
Kernel PanicAn Unwelcome GuestC. B. Wright24 October 200526 December 2022 by C. B. Wright24 October 200526 December 20220 "Seriously, man, just back off. I'm busy."...