Stop Paying Attention, Just Listen To My Voice
"Why on earth did you people decide not to write a manual???"...
A Witty Punchline, With Foreshadowing
"You're telling me the manual I'm holding in my hands is NOT your product???"...
Megasoft Suffers Cruelly from Unscrupulous Villains
"How can you tell me you don't have a manual?"...
Alex Is At A Loss For Words
"I'm trying to get the 'Merge' function to work under MegaWordSoftPro 8.0..."...