A Rose by Any Other Name
"I just thought of a better name for 'Nifty Doorways' 5.0 Server."...
73 Differences
"I can't see any difference between your products."...
Minor Details
"Why does 'Nifty Doorways' 5.0 Server cost $2,000 more than ND Client?"...
The Obvious, Illuminated
"I noticed in your latest operating system, 'Nifty Doorways 5.0," that you sell a client and a server version. What's the difference?"...
Alex Explains Software Licensing
"I just bought your new operating system, and I can't figure out your licensing deal."...
Software Stress Testing
"Your program just broke my keyboard."...
How To Get Free Software
"I'm using MegaWordSoftPro 8.0c, and I think I've discovered a serious bug."...
Alex Gets Promoted
They just transferred me to the "Advanced" level of Tech Support....