They Weren’t Using This Anyway
"The Department of Justice has difficulty believing that Ubersoft's business practices are as harmless as you claim."...
Enter, Government, Stage Right
"Hello, this is the Department of Justice..."...
We Don’t Buy From These People Any more
"Why are you advertising that you have OS/2 drivers on the box, when you claim you're not even finished making them yet?"...
Alex Seems to Have a One Track Mind
"You're telling me that I spent a wad of money on a tape backup device for nothing..."...
No, Really, This Actually Happened To My Brother
"A year and a half???"...
This Happened to My Brother Once
"The box said it came with drivers for OS/2, but it doesn't have any."...
Beyond Vapor
"You bought an empty box because we haven't actually finished the program yet."...
A Critical Omission
"I recently bought a copy of the latest version of 'Nifty Doorways 5.15 Workstation.'"...
Smoke, Mirrors, and Behind the Green Curtain
"I demand to know why you don't have a real Customer Service Department..."...
Smoke and Mirrors
"I'm trying to contact your Customer Relations Division, but they won't answer the phone."...