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Prosecution, Opening Statements

C. B. Wright1 December 199821 December 2021
by C. B. Wright1 December 199821 December 20210
"Your Honor, the Prosecution will prove beyond all reasonable doubt that Ubersoft Corporation has, since its inception, inflicted a reign of terror, darkness and corruption...
FedsStory: Unholy Business PracticesThe Boss
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The First Day of Trial

C. B. Wright12 January 199826 December 2022
by C. B. Wright12 January 199826 December 20220
"This court has been convened to determine if Ubersoft Corporation is guilty of practicing 'Unholy Business Tactics.'"...
JudgeStory: Unholy Business PracticesThe Boss
Help Desk

The Master Plan, and a Potential Flaw

C. B. Wright27 December 199721 December 2021
by C. B. Wright27 December 199721 December 20210
"It has taken many years, but my dark plans are finally nearing their fruition."...
AlexStory: Enter Government Stage RightThe Boss
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Indoctrination Techniques

C. B. Wright24 December 199721 December 2021
by C. B. Wright24 December 199721 December 20210
"We're somewhat disturbed by some of the reports we're getting about alleged abuses of power and manipulation."...
AlexFedsStory: Enter Government Stage Right
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They Weren’t Using This Anyway

C. B. Wright17 December 199721 December 2021
by C. B. Wright17 December 199721 December 20210
"The Department of Justice has difficulty believing that Ubersoft's business practices are as harmless as you claim."...
AlexFedsStory: Enter Government Stage Right
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Enter, Government, Stage Right

C. B. Wright11 December 199721 December 2021
by C. B. Wright11 December 199721 December 20210
"Hello, this is the Department of Justice..."...
AlexFedsStory: Enter Government Stage RightThe Boss
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We Don’t Buy From These People Any more

C. B. Wright4 December 199721 December 2021
by C. B. Wright4 December 199721 December 20210
"Why are you advertising that you have OS/2 drivers on the box, when you claim you're not even finished making them yet?"...
AlexCustomerStory: Beyond Vapor
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Alex Seems to Have a One Track Mind

C. B. Wright28 November 199721 December 2021
by C. B. Wright28 November 199721 December 20210
"You're telling me that I spent a wad of money on a tape backup device for nothing..."...
AlexCustomerStory: Beyond Vapor
Help Desk

No, Really, This Actually Happened To My Brother

C. B. Wright21 November 199721 December 2021
by C. B. Wright21 November 199721 December 20210
"A year and a half???"...
AlexCustomerStory: Beyond Vapor
Help Desk

This Happened to My Brother Once

C. B. Wright18 September 199721 December 2021
by C. B. Wright18 September 199721 December 20210
"The box said it came with drivers for OS/2, but it doesn't have any."...
AlexCustomerStory: Beyond Vapor

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