Prosecution, Opening Statements
"Your Honor, the Prosecution will prove beyond all reasonable doubt that Ubersoft Corporation has, since its inception, inflicted a reign of terror, darkness and corruption...
The First Day of Trial
"This court has been convened to determine if Ubersoft Corporation is guilty of practicing 'Unholy Business Tactics.'"...
The Master Plan, and a Potential Flaw
"It has taken many years, but my dark plans are finally nearing their fruition."...
Indoctrination Techniques
"We're somewhat disturbed by some of the reports we're getting about alleged abuses of power and manipulation."...
They Weren’t Using This Anyway
"The Department of Justice has difficulty believing that Ubersoft's business practices are as harmless as you claim."...
Enter, Government, Stage Right
"Hello, this is the Department of Justice..."...
We Don’t Buy From These People Any more
"Why are you advertising that you have OS/2 drivers on the box, when you claim you're not even finished making them yet?"...
Alex Seems to Have a One Track Mind
"You're telling me that I spent a wad of money on a tape backup device for nothing..."...
No, Really, This Actually Happened To My Brother
"A year and a half???"...
This Happened to My Brother Once
"The box said it came with drivers for OS/2, but it doesn't have any."...