“The box said it came with drivers for OS/2, but it doesn’t have any.”
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Everything
Beyond Vapor
“You bought an empty box because we haven’t actually finished the program yet.”
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A Critical Omission
“I recently bought a copy of the latest version of ‘Nifty Doorways 5.15 Workstation.'”
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Smoke, Mirrors, and Behind the Green Curtain
“I demand to know why you don’t have a real Customer Service Department…”
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Smoke and Mirrors
“I’m trying to contact your Customer Relations Division, but they won’t answer the phone.”
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Justifying the Unjustifiable
“How can you tell me that the only way to fix my modem is to have a working modem?”
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A Failure to Communicate
“I just bought one of your company’s modems, and it isn’t working.”
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Aftermath
“It appears as if Alex has won the match by default.”
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A Battle of Giants
“We’re loading the last of the necessary information we need into ‘Deep Grey’.”
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Meet the Press
“Welcome to the ‘Alex vs. Deep Grey’ match…”
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