Working at Cross Purposes
"You have to do something about your programmers."...
Internal Support
"I'm trying to figure out how to use the search function in UberWordSoftPro version 12."...
Forests and Trees
"You have to click on the file menu, then you select 'print.'"...
A Slight Adjustment
"Why are you telling me these things?"...
Credibility
"Your website says your programmers are 'working feverishly on a fix.'"...
Honesty in Motion
"Is your software Y2k compliant?"...
Legal Strategy
"According to our lawyers, if we are completely up-front with everyone regarding our Y2K readiness -- or lack thereof -- we can't be sued."...
Shock to the System
Due to potential fallout over any Y2K problems with our software, I've decided to take a new course of action....
Y2K Urban Legend, Part IV
"What's the point of even HAVING a Y2K fix if it's only going to be available AFTER your software screws up?"...
Y2K Urban Legend, Part III
"We need a fix for this problem immediately."...