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What, Me Pry?

“I’d like to register my software, but I’m concerned that doing so will make it easier for you to track what I’m doing at all times.”

“All of our products are web-enabled, and default to producing content suitable for viewing on the World Wide Web.”

“I’m trying to type a letter using UberWordSoftPro2000, and every time I try to save it, it insists on saving it as web page.”

“I hear the Boss wanted your ‘honest opinion’ on something…”

“I’m very, very bored.”

“For some reason the web pages I create can only be viewed in Ubersoft’s web browser, and not in Netscape’s.”

“I see you managed to get our Internet connection back up and running.”

“Hello, this is Troll Tech technical support.”

“In honor of Labor Day I want all my employees working twelve hour shifts.”

“I’m sorry sir, butthere’s no record of your account on file.”