Help DeskThings Go WrongC. B. Wright7 September 20071 August 2022 by C. B. Wright7 September 20071 August 20220 "Does this thing make anyone else nervous?"...
Help DeskNevermind The Lever, Break Out The FuseC. B. Wright6 September 20071 August 2022 by C. B. Wright6 September 20071 August 20220 "That didn't work."...
Help DeskMisplaced EnthusiasmC. B. Wright5 September 20071 August 2022 by C. B. Wright5 September 20071 August 20220 "OK, you know why you're here."...
Help DeskEscalationC. B. Wright4 September 20071 August 2022 by C. B. Wright4 September 20071 August 20220 "Putting aside the fact that you've created a software box out of the distilled remains of pure evil,* our customers can't figure out how to...
Help DeskReboot NirvanaC. B. Wright3 September 20071 August 2022 by C. B. Wright3 September 20071 August 20220 "My machine keeps rebooting."...
Help DeskOne Man’s Trash Is Another Man’s Evil BoxC. B. Wright30 August 20071 August 2022 by C. B. Wright30 August 20071 August 20220 "Is it still there?"...
Kernel PanicOf Peas and PodsC. B. Wright30 August 200726 December 2022 by C. B. Wright30 August 200726 December 20220 "You remind me a lot of myself when I was your age."...
Help DeskThe Opposite Of ErgonomicC. B. Wright29 August 20071 August 2022 by C. B. Wright29 August 20071 August 20220 "Don't you think creating an evil, sentient, floating software box of death is a little counterproductive?"...
Kernel PanicHurt You MoreC. B. Wright29 August 200726 December 2022 by C. B. Wright29 August 200726 December 20220 "I think it's time we had a little talk."...
ArticlesThe Most Expensive Dog I’ve Ever OwnedC. B. Wright28 August 20071 August 2022 by C. B. Wright28 August 20071 August 20220 Expensive, expensive dog...