“So what should we do?”
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“So what should we do?”
Read more“The lights are out all over the building.”
Read more“Hello? Who’s there?”
Read more“This new naming convention is ridiculous.”
Read more“Whatcha doin, Skipper?”
Read more“We’re having a little problem with our copyright infringement lawsuit.”
Read more“We’ve been informed by our legal department that one of your products is infringing on a patent we own.”
Read more“I’m going to be away from my desk for a few hours… this recording is intended to help you navigate our automated support hotline.”
Read more“So you know that these companies are selling Nifty Doorways preloads without including the OS CDs, and it doesn’t bother you at all?”
Read moreCUSTOMER: OK, here’s my problem. A few weeks ago, I bought a new computer from a local store. It was supposed to come with nifty Doorways 2001, but it didn’t. It was installed but it didn’t have a CD — it just had a copy of it sitting on its hard drive… CUSTOMER: But when I try to install new
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