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A: Oh, I won’t make it to dinner tonight. I have a job interview!
B: You what? What is it? With who?
A: I’m so excited! I finally have the opportunity to fulfill my lifelong dream of becoming a Google Plus circle!
B: Lifelong dream? I’ve known you since 2006. Google Plus didn’t launch till 2011.
B: So you didn’t even know about Google Plus back then! How is this a lifelong dream?
A: You never support me!
B: Here we go.