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Category: Kernel Panic

The (Other) Lurking Fear

5 April 2008 C. B. Wright Kernel Panic 0 Comments

“I just talked to a weird guy wearing a white shirt, wandering around, taking measurements and asking to see where all our data ports are.”

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Not Quite Playing Nice

27 March 2008 C. B. Wright Kernel Panic 0 Comments

“I’m afraid the deal was too good to pass up.”

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Blood from a stone

20 March 2008 C. B. Wright Kernel Panic 0 Comments

“NifTech is paying your department a salary based on their rather considerable amount of experience…”

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Fundamental Resources

12 March 2008 C. B. Wright Kernel Panic 0 Comments

“…I didn’t expect to see you here.”

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Unflattering Term

6 March 2008 C. B. Wright Kernel Panic 0 Comments

“IT is a numbers game, Alan.”

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A Reckoning Draweth Nigh

30 January 2008 C. B. Wright Kernel Panic 0 Comments

“I’ll say it again — I like you.”

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Of Peas and Pods

30 August 2007 C. B. Wright Kernel Panic 0 Comments

“You remind me a lot of myself when I was your age.”

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Hurt You More

29 August 2007 C. B. Wright Kernel Panic 0 Comments

“I think it’s time we had a little talk.”

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Inertia

2 August 2007 C. B. Wright Kernel Panic 0 Comments

“Our situation is not good.”

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Clarity Returns

26 July 2007 C. B. Wright Kernel Panic 0 Comments

“I can think again.”

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