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Category: Kernel Panic

Gentlemen’s Agreement

9 April 2003 C. B. Wright Kernel Panic 0 Comments

“I will NOT have an OS war in this department.”

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Conflict of Interests

2 April 2003 C. B. Wright Kernel Panic 0 Comments

“The time has come to settle on an operating system for our server once and for all.”

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A Moment of Quiet Reflection

25 March 2003 C. B. Wright Kernel Panic 0 Comments

“That was insane.”

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Song and Dance, Duck and Weave

18 March 2003 C. B. Wright Kernel Panic 0 Comments

“The SCO Group has a lot of nerve sending a salesman into my office…”

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Death of a Salesman

11 March 2003 C. B. Wright Kernel Panic 0 Comments

“Hey man, some salesman is here to see you.”

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Anticipating Rebellion

26 February 2003 C. B. Wright Kernel Panic 0 Comments

“The natives are restless, Jack.”

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Anticipating the Question

4 February 2003 C. B. Wright Kernel Panic 0 Comments

“I’m busy. Hurry up.”

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Planning Ahead

29 January 2003 C. B. Wright Kernel Panic 0 Comments

“OK, so we want a server. You realize what that means, don’t you?”

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Priorities

21 January 2003 C. B. Wright Kernel Panic 0 Comments

“What do we buy?”

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Pennies from Heaven

15 January 2003 C. B. Wright Kernel Panic 0 Comments

“I’ve called this meeting because I have some good news.”

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