“Hey man, all I did was make sure everyone fought fair.”
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Category: Kernel Panic
Gentlemen’s Agreement
“I will NOT have an OS war in this department.”
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Conflict of Interests
ALAN: OK guys, the time has come to settle on an operating system for our server once and for all. JOHNNY: Linux! MARTIN: BSD! ALAN: OK, well, there are two sugge – JOHNNY: Linux! MARTIN: BSD! ALAN: Uh, guys, we need to let some other people voice their opi – JOHNNY: Linux! MARTIN: BSD! ALAN: What have I done? JOHNNY:
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A Moment of Quiet Reflection
“That was insane.”
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Song and Dance, Duck and Weave
“The SCO Group has a lot of nerve sending a salesman into my office…”
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Death of a Salesman
“Hey man, some salesman is here to see you.”
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Anticipating Rebellion
“The natives are restless, Jack.”
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Anticipating the Question
“I’m busy. Hurry up.”
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Planning Ahead
“OK, so we want a server. You realize what that means, don’t you?”
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Priorities
“What do we buy?”
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