Comic Transcript
JOHNNY: I got an email from Steven last night.
MARTIN: Shhh!
JOHNNY: What?
MARTIN: Don’t let Alan hear you. He’s still pretty mad about the F.B.I. confiscating all our computers and the coffee machine because of the way Steven hacked Wikipedia.
JOHNNY: Oh, right.
MARTIN: So what’s Steven up to? Has he found another job?
JOHNNY: Yes… apparently he’s working at a phishing store.
MARTIN: A phishing STORE?
JOHNNY: That’s what he said. He seemed pretty excited about it.
MARTIN: How exactly does a phishing store work?
(STEVEN stands behind a desk. Next to him is a sign that reads JEBEDIAH’S BAIT & TACKLE. Under that sign is another sign that reads ASK ABOUT OUR NIGHTCRAWLER SPECIAL.)
STEVEN: (Thinking) This isn’t exactly what I had in mind.
