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ALAN: Well. It’s been quite a day.
JACK: Right on.
ALAN: Damage report?
JACK: The Feds took all our servers. All our workstations. Anything that Steven might have touched. Email servers, file servers, servers storing sensitive data, servers storing illegally ripped mp3s… all gone.
ALAN: I guess it could have been worse.
JACK: They took the coffee maker, man.
ALAN: Steven is about to be so much more than fired.
JACK: They left the vending machine alone! THEY LEFT THE VENDING MACHINE ALONE!