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MARTIN: Hey Jack, what’s up?
JACK: Little problem, man. Dreck is here, and he wants to inspect our whole “Nifty Doorways Network.”
MARTIN: You mean the one we don’t have?
MARTIN: The one we pretended to buy, but only bought a single ND server as a token gesture, and then used the rest of the money to buy lots of new machines running Linux?
JACK: That’s the one.
MARTIN: I guess we’re going to have to come up with a wacky, half-formed scheme to distract Dreck the entire time in order to protect our secret Linux network.
ALAN: Guys. Less recap, more wacky scheming.