Kernel Panic

Generic Metahumor Gag

Generic Metahumor Gag
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MARTIN: Hey Jack, what’s up?

JACK: Little problem, man. Dreck is here, and he wants to inspect our whole “Nifty Doorways Network.”

MARTIN: You mean the one we don’t have?

JACK: yeah.

MARTIN: The one we pretended to buy, but only bought a single ND server as a token gesture, and then used the rest of the money to buy lots of new machines running Linux?

JACK: That’s the one.

MARTIN: I guess we’re going to have to come up with a wacky, half-formed scheme to distract Dreck the entire time in order to protect our secret Linux network.

ALAN: Guys. Less recap, more wacky scheming.

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