Comic Transcript
ARNAULT DRECK: Hello, my boy!
ALAN: Mr. Dreck!
ARNAULT DRECK: Surprise! I thought I’d stop by to see how my new Nifty Doorways server farm is doing!
ALAN: It’s not a server farm, Mr. Dreck. And it’s… er.. doing fine.
JACK: Hey, Alan, I —
ALAN: Jack! Look! Mr. Dreck has sopped by to see our NIFTY DOORWAYS network.
JACK: Oh, Hell.
ARNAULT DRECK: Beg pardon?
ALAN: He means “hello.” You know how programmers like to compress data.