Comic Transcript
ALAN: Hello Jack.
JACK: Hey man.
ALAN: So look… I guess I’ve been a little hard on you lately.
JACK: Hmmm?
ALAN: I mean… I was pissed — legitimately so — when I learned you got drunk and set loose one of the most destructive viruses ever imagined.
ALAN: On the other hand, it apparently wound up preventing all mankind from being enslaved by an army of iPod zombies. So I guess what I’m trying to say is… you’re off probation.
JACK: Cool, man. Thanks.
ALAN: So what are you working on now?
JACK: I’m trying to get a look at that iPod virus to see how it —
ALAN: OK, stop.
