Comic Transcript
ALAN: Let me see if I understand what you’re telling me…
ALAN: You got drunk… You accidentally coded a virus… Which was then, ah, co-opted by that paperclip from the UberWordSoftPro suite and emailed tot he world at large… Which is why the law enforcement community is after you.
JACK: Yeah, that’s about it.
(Silence.)
ALAN: You are a very, very bad man.
JACK: Sorry.
