Comic Transcript
ALAN: This is insane, Jack. SCO is threatening legal action if we use Linux… They claim we’re using stolen intellectual property, or some such nonsense.
JACK: I’ll have a talk with them.
ALAN: Jack, when you say “I’ll have a talk with them,” do you really mean “I’ll find someone influential and hurt them?”
ALAN: Because, you know, as your manager I have to strongly caution ou against doing that.
(Silence.)
ALAN: You should wait until our new expense forms come in, so we can reimburse you for travel.
JACK: Oh, right.