Help Desk – Page 74 – Eviscerati.Org

Meeting the Enemy

“Alex, this is ‘Deep Grey.'”

“I have decreed that you shall pit your help desk skills against Deep Grey, our mightiest of computers…”

“You hear about that new computer?”

“You still haven’t adequately explained to me why you invalidated your ‘Web Poll’…”

“If there was ballot box stuffing, why won’t you release the data to prove it?”

“I noticed you removed an informally conducted ‘Best Product’ poll from your website and invalidated the results.”

“You actually changed the name of the company to Ubersoft???”

“We’re sorry, we can’t take your call right now.”

“Why has management been in meetings all week?”

“Due to some unfortunate legal entanglements, we’re currently tryign to create a new name and logo for our company.”