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Gag Order

22 January 2016 C. B. Wright Help Desk 0 Comments

“I’m happy to report the crisis has been averted.”

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An Officer Of The

20 January 2016 C. B. Wright Help Desk 0 Comments

“Your Honor, it’s time to come out and adjudicate.”

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Noble Achilles, In His Tent

18 January 2016 C. B. Wright Help Desk 0 Comments

“Where’s the judge?”

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Noticing A Trend

15 January 2016 C. B. Wright Help Desk 0 Comments

“Bailiff, I was hoping you might be able to answer a question for me.”

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Slow News Day

12 January 2016 C. B. Wright Help Desk 0 Comments

“The industry reacts in shock today…”

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A Different Approach

11 January 2016 C. B. Wright Help Desk 0 Comments

“Boss, we have a problem.”

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Middle Child Syndrome

8 January 2016 C. B. Wright Help Desk 0 Comments

“I just installed a new copy of Nifty Doorways Eleventy…”

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The Less Ridiculous Number

7 January 2016 C. B. Wright Help Desk 0 Comments

“Go on.”

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You Should See The Use Case

6 January 2016 C. B. Wright Help Desk 0 Comments

“Nifty Doorways Eleventy just updated, and now nothing works.”

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What It Says On The Tin

5 January 2016 C. B. Wright Help Desk 0 Comments

“Nifty Doorways Eleventy just automatically updated itself.”

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Gag Order II

Comic Transcript VIKTOR SCHRECK: Now that we're all here, let us begin. LAWYER: Agreed. JUDGE: Mmmph. VIKTOR SCHRECK: I believe…