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Hello Darkness My Old Friend

1 April 2016 C. B. Wright Help Desk 0 Comments

“Finally… finally. It’s all over.”

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Community Service

31 March 2016 C. B. Wright Help Desk 0 Comments

“As to sentencing…”

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Any Old Verdict Will Do

30 March 2016 C. B. Wright Help Desk 0 Comments

“The Judge is not inclined to allow Ubersoft to file assault charges against the group in question.”

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Redaction As You Wait

29 March 2016 C. B. Wright Help Desk 0 Comments

“Due to the Judge’s current… inhibitions, I will read the Judge’s opinion on his behalf.”

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The Verdict Is… Something…

28 March 2016 C. B. Wright Help Desk 0 Comments

“After having carefully considered all arguments in this matter, the Judge is ready to deliver his verdict.”

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Rock And A Hard Place

11 March 2016 C. B. Wright Help Desk 0 Comments

“There will be a short recess…”

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Back And Forth

9 March 2016 C. B. Wright Help Desk 0 Comments

“Your Honor, my opponent isn’t basing a case on accepted precedent.”

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Getting The Gist Of It

7 March 2016 C. B. Wright Help Desk 0 Comments

“Mmph.”

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You’ll Be A Dentist

28 February 2016 C. B. Wright Help Desk 0 Comments

“Hello everyone.”

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Gag Order II

23 February 2016 C. B. Wright Help Desk 0 Comments

“Now that we’re all here, let us begin.”

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