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Confirming the Mystery

“Alex has developed some weird power that makes it difficult for him to do his job.”

“I’m having a little problem.”

“I’m still trying to get this router to work…”

“I’ve been having a problem with your wireless router.”

“Over the last few weeks the cartoonist has been busy moving into his new house.”

“What are you doing?”

“we’re pleased to announce that the cartoonist, having successfully purchased his house, is no longer stressed out.”

“We tried, but it looks like the cartoonist insists on working through his frustrations by adding to your misery.”

“This week is ‘moving week.'”

“I really don’t think we’re looking to buy out any companies right now.”