“You can’t go around destroying any computer that makes you angry.”
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Category: Help Desk
A Difference of Perspective
“You have a problem.”
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Error Correction
“This machine has crashed for the last time.”
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Where There’s Smoke, Run Away
“We finally did that thing off Scott’s head.”
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Feeling the Heat
“Get this thing off me!”
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That Sinking Feeling
“Well, this is… interesting…”
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The Guinea Pig
“You’ve got to check this out.”
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H. M. S. Ubersoft
“My company is more than a little concerned about the information Ubersoft collects when Nifty Doorways activates its ‘auto-update’ feature.”
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UML 3
“I’ll give you an example of how UML works.”
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UML 2
“So your ‘Ubersoft Marketing Language’ is intended to replace XML?”
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