“What are you doing to my company?”
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Category: Help Desk
Sinners and Saints
“So that’s the long and short of it.”
Read moreSelf-Reflection
ALEX: Hey Scott. How are you? SCOTT: Fine. I guess. ALEX: It’s just that you seem… SCOTT: Apathetic? Listless? Unmotivated? Defeatist? Lacking in idealism, optimism or enthusiasm? ALEX: Well… yes. SCOTT: I hadn’t noticed.
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He Who Does Not Learn From The Past
“I’m getting a little worried about Scott.”
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The Path of Least Resistance
“How can I help you?”
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Apathy
“Hey guys.”
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Pointing the finger
“None of our support packages really guarantee that we won’t ultimately blame you for your computer problems.”
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The Magic Bullet
“I was considering upgrading from your ‘Ubersoft Gold’ level of support…”
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Bugging the Press, Continued
“We return to our interview with Viktor Schreck, Chief Counsel for Ubersoft…”
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Bugging the Press
“Welcome to another edition of ‘Meet the Computer Press.'”
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