“I’m getting a little worried about Mark.”
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Category: Help Desk
Learning the Mantra
“Say it!”
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The Wisdom of the Sage, Continued
“Your first lesson in being an Ubersoft Mascot: have a positive and cheerful outlook on life!”
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The Wisdom of the Sage
“OK, Skipper, I’m here to teach you to be the very best Ubersoft mascot you can be!”
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Sensei
“We feel your reluctance to play this role, while understandable given your basic attitude and background, is hurting our overall marketing campaign.”
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Happy New Year!
“Some people believe that whatever it is you do today, right this very moment, sets the pattern for the rest of your year.”
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The Mascot, Part Three
“Heya, Skipper!”
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The Mascot, Continued
“I’m the Ubersoft Network mascot.”
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The Mascot
“We all know you’d never help Mark out of his legal difficulties out of the kindness of your heart.”
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Unexpected Intervention
“Alex, you’ll be happy to know what over the weekend I made a few calls and convinced the government to drop all charges against Mark.”
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