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Category: Help Desk

Patenting the Canary Cage

Patenting the Canary Cage

11 June 2003 C. B. Wright Help Desk 0 Comments

“We’ve patented singing.”

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Patenting a Canary

Patenting a Canary

9 June 2003 C. B. Wright Help Desk 0 Comments

“How is Marketing treating you?”

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The New Pecking Order

5 June 2003 C. B. Wright Help Desk 0 Comments

This work is distributed under aCC BY-NC-SA 4.0 License.

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The Marketing Wonk

The Marketing Wonk

4 June 2003 C. B. Wright Help Desk 0 Comments

“So, you want to work in Marketing.”

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A Sentence No Man Should Bear

A Sentence No Man Should Bear

3 June 2003 C. B. Wright Help Desk 0 Comments

“I hear they took Alex off administrative leave.”

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Convicted by the Law of Averages

Convicted by the Law of Averages

2 June 2003 C. B. Wright Help Desk 0 Comments

“We think we’ve figured out the reason computer problems get fixed every time someone describes them to Alex.”

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Petitioning for an Intervention

Petitioning for an Intervention

30 May 2003 C. B. Wright Help Desk 0 Comments

“Where’s Alex?”

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Signs and Wonders

Signs and Wonders

29 May 2003 C. B. Wright Help Desk 0 Comments

“The Boss wants me to run a few tests.”

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Unsuitable Gifts

Unsuitable Gifts

28 May 2003 C. B. Wright Help Desk 0 Comments

“I assume you have a suitable explanation…”

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Cat, Bag, Extraction

Cat, Bag, Extraction

27 May 2003 C. B. Wright Help Desk 0 Comments

“Well, Alex, it’s true.”

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