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1996 (19)- 31 March Alex Is At A Loss For Words
- 29 April Guttenberg’s Dilemma
- 06 May MegaSoft, Marketing and You
- 13 May Apples and Oranges Defined
- 20 May The Perils of the Internet
- 27 May Worst-Case Scenario
- 20 June Help Desk Mission Control
- 27 June The Boss
- 29 August Alex Gets Promoted
- 12 September It Works!
- 07 November How To Get Free Software
- 14 November Software Stress Testing
- 21 November Alex Explains Software Licensing
- 05 December The Obvious, Illuminated
- 12 December Minor Details
- 19 December 73 Differences
- 09 January A Rose by Any Other Name
- 16 January Brushing Up
- 23 January A Professional At Work
- 30 January Training, Day 1
- 06 February Training, Day 2
- 13 February Training, Day 3
- 20 February The Light Dawns (Day 4)
- 27 February First Day At Work (Day 5)
- 06 March Retribution
- 13 March Logos and Lawyers and Names (Oh My)
- 20 March Idle Gossip
- 27 March New Name
- 10 April Feedback and Fallout
- 22 May Citing Your Sources
- 29 May The Scientific Method
- 05 June Interesting Developments
- 12 June In This Corner
- 19 June Meeting the Enemy
- 26 June Meet the Press
- 27 June A Battle of Giants
- 24 July Aftermath
- 09 August A Failure to Communicate
- 16 August Justifying the Unjustifiable
- 21 August Smoke and Mirrors
- 04 September A Critical Omission
- 11 September Beyond Vapor
- 18 September This Happened to My Brother Once
- 21 November No, Really, This Actually Happened To My Brother
- 28 November Alex Seems to Have a One Track Mind
- 04 December We Don’t Buy From These People Any more
- 11 December Enter, Government, Stage Right
- 17 December They Weren’t Using This Anyway
- 24 December Indoctrination Techniques
- 27 December The Master Plan, and a Potential Flaw
- 12 January The First Day of Trial
- 01 December Prosecution, Opening Statements
- 16 December Defense, Opening Statements
- 15 January Swearing In, Technical Difficulties
- 01 February Introducing Evil
- 15 February Meanwhile, Back at Ubersoft
- 15 March A Startling Turn of Events
- 31 March Next Witness, Office Supplies
- 01 May Ergonomic Discord
- 02 July The Dangers of Interactive Help
- 09 July Saved by Sugar
- 15 July Troubleshooting
- 21 July Evasive Maneuvers
- 28 July Vendor Outsourcing
- 02 August Trick Question
- 04 August Alex Explains Hardware LIcensing
- 06 August Truth In Strange Places
- 09 August Corporate Survival
- 11 August Spin Control
- 13 August Pyrrhic Victory
- 16 August Y2K Compliance
- 21 August Y2K Urban Legend
- 23 August Y2K Urban Legend, Part II
- 25 August Requiem
- 28 August Y2K Urban Legend, Part III
- 01 September Y2K Urban Legend, Part IV
- 03 September Shock to the System
- 05 September Legal Strategy
- 08 September Honesty in Motion
- 10 September Credibility
- 12 September A Slight Adjustment
- 15 September Forests and Trees
- 17 September Internal Support
- 20 September Working at Cross Purposes
- 22 September Dysfunctional Quality Assurance
- 24 September Poetic Justice
- 27 September That Sinking Feeling
- 31 October Homecoming
- 02 November The Facts of Life
- 04 November False Start
- 07 November Stalling
- 09 November Phil Quits Stalling
- 11 November The Birth of Binky, Part 1
- 14 November The Birth of Binky, Part 2
- 16 November Special Bulletin
- 17 November Ubersoft Press Release
- 18 November The Expert Speaks
- 19 November The Birth of Binky, Part 3
- 21 November The Birth of Binky, Aftermath
- 24 November Son of the Birth of Binky, Part 1
- 26 November Son of the Birth of Binky, Part 2
- 28 November Son of the Birth of Binky, Part 3
- 30 November Back to Normal
- 02 December Adjusting to Change
- 05 December The Best Laid PLans of Bunnies and Demons
- 07 December Company Policy
- 09 December MInor Distractions
- 12 December Doppelganger
- 14 December Doppelganger, Day Two
- 16 December Doppelganger, Day Three
- 19 December Doppelganger, Day Four
- 21 December Understanding Linux
- 23 December Making Money
- 26 December Apostrophecolon
- 28 December Y2K Simulation, With a Twist
- 30 December Prelude to Armageddon
- 31 December Armageddon
- 02 January Armageddon, Postscript
- 04 January Second Chance
- 06 January Second Chance, Part Two
- 10 January Second Chance, Part Three
- 12 January Second Chance, Part Four
- 14 January Second Chance, Part Five
- 17 January Second Chance, Part Six
- 19 January Silicon Journalism
- 21 January Silicon Journalism, Part Two
- 23 January Silicon Journalism, Part Three
- 26 January Silicon Journalism, Part Four
- 28 January EULA Like a Rug
- 31 January Why Do EULA To Me?
- 02 February Security Overkill
- 04 February Upgrade Strategies
- 07 February Leveraging the Internet
- 09 February eBusiness eSupport
- 11 February eBinky
- 14 February Holding Pattern
- 23 February 63,000 Ways to Leave Your Lover
- 25 February 63,000 More Ways to Leave Your Lover
- 06 March I Didn’t Know We Had One
- 08 March Sleight of Hand
- 10 March The Conscience of the Company
- 13 March Going Straight to the source
- 15 March Interior Decorating
- 16 March Useless Information
- 20 March Waste Not, Get Bored
- 22 March Sitting In
- 24 March Sitting In, Day Two
- 27 March Sitting In, Day Three
- 28 March Sitting In, Day Four
- 29 March Information Dentistry
- 30 March Lessons Learned
- 31 March Problems, Redux
- 01 April April Fools
- 05 April April Fools, Aftermath
- 07 April Unknown Territory
- 09 April Infection
- 12 April Epidemic
- 14 April Family
- 17 April Preliminary Report
- 19 April Being Too Good at What You Do
- 21 April Search for a Role Model
- 24 April The Perfect Role Model
- 26 April Negotiations
- 28 April Back to Normal
- 01 May Business As Usual
- 03 May Caught in the Act
- 05 May The Lecture
- 08 May Better Things To Do
- 12 May The Untold STory, Part II
- 16 May Depreciation
- 18 May 200% of Zero is Still…
- 19 May New Hire
- 22 May First Interview
- 23 May Cut From The Same…
- 24 May Silence Speaks Volumes
- 25 May Exit, Stage Left
- 26 May Help… Of Sorts
- 29 May I Accept
- 30 May The Smell of success
- 31 May Getting To Know You
- 01 June Sign on the Dotted Line
- 02 June The Awful Truth
- 05 June Fine Print, Part One
- 06 June Fine Print, Part Two
- 07 June Fine Print, Part Three
- 08 June Fine Print, Part Four
- 09 June Fine Print, Part Five
- 12 June Uberclick I
- 13 June Uberclick II
- 14 June Uberclick III
- 15 June Uberclick IV
- 16 June Uberclick V
- 22 June IHATEYOU Virus Part 1
- 23 June IHATEYOU Virus Part 2
- 26 June Inquisition
- 27 June Chameleon
- 28 June Plan B
- 29 June On The Job Training
- 30 June The Detective At Work
- 03 July Product Registration
- 05 July Your Freudian Slip is Showing
- 06 July Got Them Blinders
- 12 July I’m On My Break
- 13 July The Problem Queue
- 14 July The Problem Queue II
- 17 July The Problem Queue Database
- 18 July Fixing the Problem Queue
- 20 July Authorized Software
- 24 July The Back Door
- 27 July Priorities
- 28 July One Level Short
- 31 July Ask A Silly Question
- 01 August Ask A Silly Question II
- 02 August Ask A Silly Question III
- 03 August Ask A Silly Question IV
- 04 August Ask A Silly Question V
- 07 August Diskless Workstation
- 08 August Diskless Workstation II
- 10 August Operator Assistance
- 11 August Patent Petulance
- 14 August Patent Petulance II
- 15 August Alternate Naming Conventions
- 16 August Alternate Naming Conventions II
- 21 August Darkness
- 22 August Darkness II
- 23 August Darkness III
- 24 August Darkness IV
- 25 August Darkness V
- 28 August After the Darkness
- 29 August Lesser of Two Prices
- 30 August A Taste of His Own
- 31 August A Taste of His Own II
- 01 September A TASTE of His Own III
- 04 September Happy Labor Day
- 06 September Can’t Win for Losing
- 07 September Friends in Low Places
- 08 September Emerson Never Said This
- 11 September Fear Hath Many Faces
- 12 September The Alex Principle
- 13 September Progress
- 14 September Open Standards
- 15 September What, Me Pry?
- 19 September Empty Threats
- 20 September Many Faces of Terror
- 21 September Shell Shock
- 22 September Shell Shock II
- 25 September You Don’t Say
- 26 September Mr. Bunny Squared
- 27 September Mutiny on the Bounty
- 29 September If There Were A Moral To The STory
- 02 October Automated Support
- 03 October Automated Support II
- 04 October Automated Support III
- 10 October Waking Up Alex
- 11 October A Piece of the Action
- 12 October A Piece of the Action Part 2
- 13 October A Piece of the Action Part 3
- 17 October Carnivore
- 18 October The Carrot
- 19 October Speaking the Same Language
- 20 October Pots and kettles and Black and Stuff
- 21 October We Are Not Here
- 24 October The Credit Card
- 25 October The Credit Card Part 2
- 26 October The Credit Card Part 3
- 27 October The Credit Card Part 4
- 28 October The Credit Card Aftermath
- 31 October Cracked!
- 02 November Cracked! Continued
- 03 November Watching the Cracker
- 06 November Telling the Boss
- 07 November Telling the Press
- 08 November Telling the Press II
- 09 November Telling the Press III
- 10 November The Press Conference
- 13 November Election Daze
- 14 November Election Deus Ex Machina
- 15 November Do-over!
- 20 November Election Aftermath
- 21 November Election Aftermath II
- 22 November Flashback
- 23 November Thanksgiving
- 24 November Spreadsheet Madness
- 28 November Update
- 29 November Aural Fundamentals
- 30 November Pride and Pestilence
- 01 December Choose Your Standard
- 04 December The Next Logical Step
- 05 December The Next Logical Step II
- 06 December The Next Logical Step III
- 07 December The Next Logical Step IV
- 08 December The Next Logical Step V
- 11 December Mission: Procrastinate
- 13 December Reverse Psychology
- 13 December Making Plans
- 14 December Reverse Psychology II
- 17 December Subscription Licensing Model
- 18 December Ubersoft Dot NIT
- 20 December Ubersoft Dot NOT
- 21 December Oh, THAT Green Curtain
- 25 December Merry Christmas
- 26 December Merry Day After Christmas
- 27 December Merry Day After The Day After Christmas
- 28 December Age of Umpires
- 29 December Age of Umpires II
- 03 January i-Sue
- 04 January i-Sue Too
- 05 January i-Sue You
- 08 January Other Fish to Fry
- 09 January From Fish to Pan to Fryer
- 10 January Invading Someone’s Turf
- 11 January Mano a Demono
- 12 January Something Important
- 15 January The Answer
- 16 January Steve’s Ego
- 16 January Steve’s Ego Part 2
- 17 January Steve’s Ego Part 3
- 18 January Steve’s Ego, Conclusion
- 21 January The Thing
- 22 January The Thing Part 2
- 23 January The Thing Part 3
- 24 January The Thing Part 4
- 25 January The Thing, Conclusion
- 29 January Satisfied Customers
- 30 January Satisfied Customers Part 2
- 31 January Contemplating Insanity
- 01 February The Problem, Uncovered
- 02 February A Declaration of War
- 05 February Operation: GPF!
- 06 February Caught!
- 07 February Negotiating Surrender
- 08 February Ubersoft v. GPF Software
- 09 February Matter of Opinion
- 12 February Old Friends Reunited
- 13 February Perspective
- 14 February When Evil Attacks
- 15 February The Devil Is In The Details
- 16 February End of Trial
- 19 February Heartbroken Aftermath
- 21 February Feeding the Hand that Bites You
- 22 February Feeding the Hand that Bites You, Continued
- 23 February Feeding the Hand that Bites You, Again
- 23 February Unexpected Results
- 26 February Subscribing to Lunacy
- 27 February Subscribing to Lunacy II
- 28 February Subscribing to Lunacy III
- 01 March Subscribing to Lunacy IV
- 02 March Subscribing to Lunacy V
- 05 March Unholy Appeal
- 06 March Unholy Appeal 2
- 07 March Unholy Appeal 3
- 08 March Unholy Appeal 4
- 09 March Unholy Appeal, Conclusion
- 11 March PNG
- 14 March Open Standards and Innovation
- 16 March The Apple Pie Offensive
- 19 March The PNG Scare
- 20 March Dastardly Plots, Revealed
- 21 March The Hidden Agenda
- 22 March Fellow Travelers
- 26 March Pop! Goes the Banner
- 31 March Wrong Number
- 02 April Luck of the Draw
- 03 April The Threat of Litigation
- 05 April Committed
- 06 April Napster
- 09 April Innocence Lost
- 10 April CompUSURY, Part One
- 11 April CompUSURY, Part Two
- 12 April CompUSURY, Part Three
- 13 April CompUSURY, Part Four
- 16 April The End of Binky?
- 17 April The Monster, Unleashed
- 18 April Emergency Procedures
- 23 April Recap
- 24 April A Desperate Plan
- 25 April Racing Against Time
- 26 April Motivation
- 27 April One Last Chance
- 30 April Delaying Tactics
- 01 May An Offer You Can’t Refuse
- 02 May Back to Normal
- 03 May Accounting Discrepancies
- 04 May Alternative Licenses
- 07 May The End Run
- 08 May Getting the Dirt
- 09 May Incidental Commerce
- 10 May The Payoff
- 11 May A Fool by Any Other Color
- 14 May Disgrace the Nation
- 15 May Educating the Masses
- 17 May Defending Ubersoft
- 21 May The Cost of Bribery
- 23 May The Many Phases of Evil
- 24 May One Of Their Own
- 25 May Angry Boss
- 29 May Memorial Day On Hold
- 30 May Standards Compliant Browsers
- 31 May The Winter of Our Discontent
- 01 June Obscure Gardening Tips
- 04 June The Other Poll Tax
- 05 June A Parliament of Fools
- 06 June Maligning the Monarchy
- 07 June A Canny Foe
- 08 June Conflict Resolution
- 11 June The New Media
- 12 June Speculation
- 13 June Concerned Shareholder
- 25 June Buy Our Stuff
- 26 June Clarification
- 28 June The Hard Sell
- 29 June The Verdict Is In — Sorta
- 02 July The Birthday
- 03 July The Day After
- 05 July Mid-Life Crisis
- 06 July Considering Defection
- 09 July Losing It
- 10 July Blah
- 11 July Stuff
- 12 July Goodbyes and Hellos
- 16 July The Alex of Birthdays Present
- 17 July Questioning Credentials
- 18 July One To Go
- 19 July Dog and Pony Show
- 20 July The Mathematics of Apathy
- 25 July The Future In A Nutshell
- 26 July Obligatory Thematic Reference
- 31 July War of Attrition
- 01 August When Mail Attacks!
- 02 August Time to Play
- 06 August Home Sick
- 07 August The Boom Drops
- 13 August Judgement
- 14 August Escaping Judgement
- 15 August SirCam
- 16 August SirCam II
- 17 August SirCam III
- 20 August SirCam IV
- 21 August SirCam V
- 04 September Love/Hate
- 05 September Love/Hate II
- 06 September Love/Hate III
- 07 September Love/Hate IV
- 10 September The Smell of Victory
- 11 September The Smell of Victory II
- 17 September The Show Tries to Go On
- 18 September The End of a Fad
- 19 September Wireless
- 20 September Broom Closet Economics
- 21 September Idle Questions
- 24 September Here to Help
- 25 September Impatience
- 27 September Bug Fixes
- 28 September The Agony of Repeat
- 01 October When JavaScript Goes Bad
- 02 October The Wages of Capitalism is Annoyance
- 04 October Security
- 05 October Nothing
- 09 October 1337 5|
- 10 October Just Letting You Know
- 12 October When SImple != Cheap
- 15 October Cashing In
- 16 October Looking for an Angle
- 19 October The Other Shoe
- 22 October A Very Bad Idea
- 23 October A Very, Very Bad Idea
- 24 October A Very, Very, Very Bad Idea
- 25 October What Happens When You Forget To Duck
- 26 October Consumer Monitoring
- 29 October Beta Testing, Day One
- 30 October Beta Testing, Day Two
- 31 October Beta Testing, Day Two (COntinued)
- 01 November Breaking News
- 02 November Examining the Settlement
- 05 November Cashing In, Continued
- 06 November Rallying the Troops
- 07 November The Field of Battle
- 08 November To the Victor go the Spoils of War
- 09 November Simplification
- 12 November The Terrorist Threat
- 13 November The Ace in the Hole
- 14 November Not Quite Finished
- 15 November Once More Into the Breech, Dear Friends
- 16 November Bring Some Garlic
- 20 November Simplicity Itself
- 21 November Unexpected Roadblock
- 03 December Give Me Liberty or Give Them Thrift
- 04 December Downsizing Up The River
- 05 December Putting It All In Perspective
- 06 December Croccodile Tears
- 07 December Bearer of Bad Tidings
- 12 December Reversal of Fortune
- 13 December Return
- 17 December The Creativity Equation
- 21 December Holiday Advertising
- 24 December Holiday Advertising II
- 27 December Pretty Sweet Deal
- 28 December Post-Holiday Deluge
- 31 December Resolved
- 01 January Happy New Year
- 02 January Realistic Goals
- 03 January Revisionism and Demagoguery
- 04 January The Merchant of Ubersoft
- 15 January Beaten to the Punch
- 16 January Unfriendly Competition
- 17 January Death by Recursion
- 18 January Fair-Weather Friends
- 19 January Seeking Affirmation
- 22 January Pulling Out Almost All The Stops
- 23 January Brainstorming
- 24 January A Crisis of Confidence
- 04 February When Bad Computers Get Worse
- 05 February Mark’s Descent into Hell
- 06 February Succumbing to the Inevitable
- 07 February All-Nighter Aftermath
- 08 February Downtime
- 11 February Paranoia
- 12 February Delusion
- 13 February Psychosis
- 15 February The Nutshell
- 18 February The Last Straw
- 21 February Yet Another Problem
- 22 February The Inconceivable Truth
- 25 February A Mark of Failure
- 26 February Things Get Worse
- 27 February Death, Taxes, Binky
- 28 February Binky, Binky, Death
- 01 March Thinking About Something Else
- 05 March Effective Therapy
- 06 March Another Run Through the Maze
- 07 March Binary Mischief
- 11 March Error Correction
- 12 March Shooting the Messenger
- 15 March Nasty Side-Effects
- 20 March Hitting Below the Belt
- 21 March Bad Medicine
- 22 March The Negotiator
- 25 March Truth and Fiction Call It A Draw
- 28 March A Few Days Later
- 29 March Shut Up, Baldric
- 01 April Throwing in the Towel
- 05 April Return to Rationality
- 08 April The Final Showdown
- 09 April Taunting (A Second Time)
- 10 April A Volley of Threats
- 11 April The Secret Weapon
- 12 April The End of the Story… Perhaps
- 15 April Wrap-Up
- 17 April A Vague Notion of Evil
- 18 April Evil on a Deadline
- 19 April Apprehension and Dread
- 23 April Angling for an Exclusive
- 24 April Evil Secrets
- 25 April Evil’s Saturation Point
- 27 April Psychic DMCA Hotline II
- 29 April The Rime of the Ancient Marketer
- 30 April Psychic DMCA Hotline V
- 07 May Schroedinger’s Plot
- 14 May Music, Interrupted
- 22 May Project Albatross
- 23 May Project Albatross II
- 24 May Project Albatross III
- 27 May Project Albatross IV
- 28 May Project Albatross V
- 30 May Project Albatross VI
- 31 May Project Albatross VII
- 06 June Jinx
- 12 June The Duck Blind
- 13 June Cold Call
- 17 June Cold Call II
- 18 June Cold Call III
- 20 June Cold Call IV
- 21 June Cold Call Confrontation
- 24 June Cold Call Confrontation II
- 26 June Slow
- 27 June The Audit
- 22 July Web Mail
- 23 July Web Mail II
- 24 July Web Mail III
- 25 July CD Security
- 26 July CD Security II
- 29 July The Game
- 30 July The game, Continued
- 31 July The Game, Part 3
- 01 August The Game, Part 4
- 02 August The Game, Part 5
- 05 August Busted
- 06 August Meanwhile
- 07 August Weathering the Drought
- 09 August Judgement
- 12 August Judgement, Part Two
- 13 August A New Goal
- 14 August Preparing for Battle
- 19 August Interlude
- 20 August A New Concept
- 21 August The New Evil Plan
- 22 August Complete Immersion
- 23 August Already On That Angle
- 26 August Psychic DMCA Hotline
- 28 August Psychic DMCA Hotline III
- 29 August Psychic DMCA Hotline IV
- 02 September The Beta Team
- 03 September The Beta Team II
- 04 September The Beta Team III
- 05 September The Evil That Games Do
- 06 September The Evil That Games Do II
- 09 September The Evil That Games Do III
- 10 September The Evil That Games Do IV
- 12 September The Evil That Games Do V
- 13 September The Evil That Games Do VI
- 16 September Forum Surfing
- 17 September Product Branding
- 19 September Breathtakingly, Innovatively Stupid
- 09 October Back from the Dead
- 10 October Back from the Dead II
- 11 October Back from the Dead III
- 14 October Like, A Testimonial, Part 1
- 15 October Like, A Testimonial, Part 2
- 16 October Like, A Testimonial, Part 3
- 17 October Like, A Testimonial, Part 4
- 18 October Like, A Testimonial, Part 5
- 21 October Shilling For The Man, Part 1
- 22 October Shilling For The Man, Part 2
- 23 October Shilling For The Man, Part 3
- 24 October Shilling For The Man, Part 4
- 25 October Shilling For The Man, Part 5
- 28 October Think Differently: King
- 29 October Think Differently: Monk
- 30 October Think Differently: Phil
- 31 October Think Differently: Mark
- 01 November Think Differently: Alex
- 04 November Victory
- 05 November Victory, Part Two
- 06 November Victory, Part Three
- 07 November Victory, After the Rush
- 08 November Victory, Ennui
- 11 November Corporate Policy
- 12 November Tech Writer Blues
- 13 November The Sound of Evil
- 14 November The Sound of Evil, Continued
- 15 November UberDSL
- 18 November Monopoly Markup
- 20 November Monopoly Markup II
- 21 November Monopoly Markup III
- 22 November Monopoly Markup IV
- 25 November Apologies to the New Boss
- 26 November On Hold
- 27 November On HOld Part 2
- 29 November On Hold Part 3
- 03 December On Hold Part 5
- 04 December On Hold Part 4
- 04 December On Hold Part 6
- 05 December On Hold Part 7
- 06 December On Hold Part 8
- 09 December The Rebate
- 10 December The Rebate II
- 11 December The Rebate III
- 12 December The Refund
- 13 December The Refund II
- 16 December Deja Vu, All Over Again
- 17 December The Investigation
- 18 December The Interrogation
- 19 December The Interrogation, Continued
- 20 December The Confession
- 23 December Unexpected Intervention
- 26 December The Mascot
- 27 December The Mascot, Continued
- 30 December The Mascot, Part Three
- 01 January Happy New Year!
- 03 January Sensei
- 06 January The Wisdom of the Sage
- 07 January The Wisdom of the Sage, Continued
- 08 January Learning the Mantra
- 09 January Double-Blind Development
- 09 January Plotting an Intervention
- 13 January Plotting an Intervention, Continued
- 14 January Collecting the Troops
- 15 January Stalling for Time
- 16 January Stalling, Stalling, Stalled
- 20 January Things Get Dangerous
- 21 January Minor Complications
- 22 January Charge, Retreat
- 23 January Regrouping
- 24 January Bushwhacking
- 27 January Deprogramming
- 28 January A Decisive Lack of Progress
- 29 January Setting the Wrong Stage
- 30 January A Desperate Maneuver
- 31 January The Turning Point
- 03 February Loose Ends
- 04 February Finale
- 05 February Documentation Triage
- 06 February UberMapper
- 07 February UberMapper II
- 10 February Fluidity
- 11 February Liquidity
- 20 February Snow Break
- 21 February Topographical Humor
- 24 February A New Idea
- 25 February Bugs are Cool
- 26 February Theory, In Practice
- 27 February Bugging the Press
- 28 February Bugging the Press, Continued
- 06 March The Magic Bullet
- 07 March Pointing the finger
- 10 March Apathy
- 11 March The Path of Least Resistance
- 12 March He Who Does Not Learn From The Past
- 13 March Self-Reflection
- 17 March Sinners and Saints
- 18 March A Meeting of Masterminds
- 19 March Waiting for the Other Shoe
- 20 March Crossing the Line?
- 21 March Consequences
- 24 March Recursion
- 26 March Jekyl v. Hyde
- 27 March Hyde v. Jekyl
- 28 March Ethical Sabotage
- 31 March UML
- 01 April UML 2
- 02 April UML 3
- 03 April H. M. S. Ubersoft
- 07 April The Guinea Pig
- 08 April That Sinking Feeling
- 09 April Feeling the Heat
- 10 April Where There’s Smoke, Run Away
- 14 April Error Correction
- 15 April A Difference of Perspective
- 16 April Therapeutic Activity
- 17 April Personifying the Microchip
- 21 April Silicon Metaphysics
- 22 April Inanimate Behavior
- 23 April An Appropriate Conclusion
- 24 April Comparing Tall Tales
- 25 April Fishing for Leverage
- 28 April Lack of Interest
- 29 April Stress
- 30 April Speculation
- 02 May Reprieve, Kinda
- 05 May Web Comics Awareness Day
- 19 May Back Into It
- 20 May Foolish Consistency
- 21 May St. Alex
- 26 May Confirming the Mystery
- 27 May Cat, Bag, Extraction
- 28 May Unsuitable Gifts
- 29 May Signs and Wonders
- 02 June Convicted by the Law of Averages
- 03 June A Sentence No Man Should Bear
- 04 June The Marketing Wonk
- 05 June The New Pecking Order
- 09 June Patenting a Canary
- 11 June Patenting the Canary Cage
- 13 June Pioneers in the Field
- 16 June The Security Initiative
- 17 June The Opposite of Initiative
- 23 June Just Another Press Release
- 24 June The Board Meeting
- 25 June Protest
- 27 June Here We SCO Again
- 30 June SCO Has An Epiphany
- 01 July Try Before You Buy
- 08 July Behind Closed Doors
- 09 July Reunion
- 10 July New Fields Of Conquest
- 15 July Existential Disagreements
- 16 July Thine Enemy, Thyself
- 17 July An Unsettling Conclusion
- 18 July Evaluating Terror
- 28 July The Greatest Gift
- 29 July The Sub
- 30 July Referring to the Documentation
- 31 July Memory Lane, Dramamine
- 01 August Lord of the (Song and) Dance
- 04 August A Fair Question
- 05 August Another Fair Question
- 06 August The Feature Set
- 07 August The Indeterminate Feature Set
- 11 August Going For Gold
- 12 August Going for Gold, Continued
- 14 August When The Lights Go Out On Broadway
- 18 August Techno-Babble
- 19 August Going For Gold, Again
- 20 August Sucked In
- 22 August Stamp Approval
- 25 August Classical Conditioning
- 27 August An Unfortunate Connection
- 28 August Implausible
- 29 August Rampage
- 01 September Code, Intercepted
- 02 September Missing Cog IN A Non-Existent Machine
- 03 September Gaming Meets Junk Science
- 04 September Everybody’s Been There
- 05 September The Usual Explanation
- 09 September The New Client
- 10 September Amnesty By Any Means Necessary
- 11 September Plot Inconsistencies Revealed
- 15 September The Truth Of The Matter
- 17 September Dirty Secrets Exploited
- 19 September A Measured Reaction
- 23 September Exactly The Wrong Kind Of Pirate
- 29 September Exactly The Wrong Kind Of Pirate, Continued
- 01 October Exactly The Wrong Kind Of Pirate, Part III
- 02 October Exactly The Wrong Kind Of Pirate, Part IV
- 03 October Exactly The Wrong Kind Of Pirate, Part V
- 06 October Sick Day
- 07 October The Pirates of Remonstrance
- 08 October The Pirates Of Remonstrance, Part 2
- 10 October The Pirates of Remonstrance, Part 3
- 20 October The Pirates Of Remonstrance, Part 4
- 21 October The Pirates of Remonstrance, Part 5
- 22 October The Pirates Of Remonstrance, Part 6
- 23 October The Pirates Of Remonstrance, Part 7
- 24 October The Pirates Of Remonstrance, Part 8
- 27 October Marching To The Beat Of A Different DRM
- 31 October That Time Of The Year
- 03 November Democracy 2.0.01
- 04 November Democracy 2.0.02
- 05 November Democracy 2.0.03
- 06 November Democracy 2.0.04
- 07 November Democracy 2.0.05
- 10 November The Easy Way
- 11 November Computer Freud
- 12 November Computer Freud, Continued
- 13 November Scopoenaed
- 14 November Scopoenaed, Continued
- 17 November Scopoenaed, Part III
- 18 November Still Searching For Spin
- 20 November Democracy 2.0.06
- 21 November Democracy 2.0.07
- 24 November Democracy 2.0.08
- 25 November The Other Monopoly
- 26 November The Other Monopoly, Continued
- 28 November The True Meaning Of Thanksgiving
- 01 December The Other Monopoly, Clarified
- 05 December Democracy 2.0.09
- 09 December Democracy 2.0.10
- 10 December Sunset
- 12 December A Question Of Ownership
- 16 December Rights Management
- 18 December Bad Math
- 19 December The New Patch
- 22 December Last Minute Shopping
- 23 December Holiday Madness
- 24 December Holiday Madness, Continued
- 05 January Digital Photography
- 06 January Digital Photography, Continued
- 07 January Oranges And Tangerines
- 08 January Lest Old Ambitions Be Forgot
- 12 January Double-Blind Development, Continued
- 14 January Double-Blind Development, Part Three
- 15 January Double-Blind Development, Part Four
- 19 January Double-Blind Development, Part Five
- 20 January Double-Blind Development, Part Six
- 21 January Double-Blind Development, Part Seven
- 22 January Double-Blind Development, Part Eight
- 23 January Double-Blind Development, Part Nine
- 26 January It Happened One Knight
- 28 January Fee Fi Foe
- 02 February Enter, Pink Elephant, Stage Right
- 03 February Quitting The Game
- 04 February The Smart Money
- 09 February Untouched
- 10 February Untouched, Continued
- 11 February Technicality
- 12 February Zero Hour
- 13 February First Impressions
- 16 February Squaring Off
- 17 February Implausible Deniability
- 18 February Nothing To Trade
- 23 February Wacky Sitcom Hijinks
- 24 February A Captivating Demonstration
- 25 February A Captivating Demonstration, Part Two
- 01 March Viral Containment
- 02 March Viral Containment, Continued
- 03 March Viral Containment, Finale
- 09 March Dot NIT Revisited
- 10 March Putting It Succinctly
- 11 March Deliberate Evasion
- 16 March Tracking Down The Source
- 17 March The Oracle Speaks
- 23 March The Marketing Angle
- 24 March Miscommunication
- 26 March Bad News, Good News
- 30 March Something Wicked This Way Skips
- 31 March Merrily We Litigate
- 01 April April Fools?
- 06 April That Certain Feeling
- 08 April Moral High Ground
- 12 April No Explanation Given
- 03 May Democracy: Divide By Zero
- 20 May Supply, Demand, Apathy
- 25 May Paying The Piper
- 26 May Inconsistencies
- 28 May Ahoy
- 01 June Ahoy Again
- 02 June Step Three: Profit
- 07 June Terms Of Use
- 08 June Terms Of Use II
- 09 June The Independent Study
- 10 June The Independent Study, Part 2
- 15 June The Independent Study, Part 3
- 21 June The Science Of Commerce
- 29 June What They Tell You
- 30 June What They Tell You, COntinued
- 02 July Another Year Older
- 06 July Trouble Customers
- 07 July Trouble Customers, COntinued
- 09 July The Confrontation
- 14 July The Confrontation, Continued
- 28 July The Truth, Revealed
- 06 August Slow Week
- 09 August An Unlikely Response
- 10 August Disturbing Behavior
- 11 August Too Far Gone
- 12 August Fishing For Denial
- 13 August Possible Alternative Explanation
- 17 August Damaged Goods
- 30 August A Changed Man
- 06 September Bizarro Phil (Recap)
- 07 September Gathering The Forces Of Darkness
- 08 September Nuance
- 09 September A Matter Of Principle
- 10 September One Man’s Crack-Up Is Another Man’s Vacation
- 13 September Interruption
- 27 September Interrogation
- 28 September Rapid Response
- 01 October Speak Of The Devil
- 11 October Doom
- 12 October A Bird In The Hand Is Occasionally Useless
- 13 October Testing The Excuse
- 14 October Gemini
- 15 October Me And My Shadow
- 18 October Negative Images
- 19 October Negative Images, Continued
- 21 October Moving On
- 22 October VOIP
- 26 October The Spoiler
- 28 October Target Audience
- 01 November We Truly Hope Not
- 02 November November Surprise
- 03 November Anticlimax
- 18 November What I Meant To Say
- 19 November The New Initiative
- 22 November The List
- 23 November Checking It Twice
- 24 November Eerie Resemblance
- 25 November Follow The Leader
- 26 November Complimentary Colors
- 29 November Fee Fi Foe Fum
- 30 November The Secret Ingredient
- 01 December The Complexity Of Simplification
- 02 December Other Stuff
- 03 December Confidence
- 07 December A Matter Of Symantecs
- 09 December Buffer Overflow
- 20 December Business Sense
- 22 December Business Cents
- 03 January Post-Holiday Gaming
- 04 January Unforeseen Consequences
- 05 January Delicate Negotiations
- 06 January Remember Why We Fight
- 07 January A Compelling Offer
- 11 January Mark’s Apartment
- 12 January A Break From Reality
- 13 January Drawing The Line
- 14 January An Extreme Approach To Solving The Problem
- 17 January Evaluating Trauma
- 20 January Detox
- 25 January A Tricky Environment
- 27 January Irony
- 31 January Incompatible
- 01 February A Wealth Of Features
- 02 February The Long View
- 03 February The Plan, In Full
- 04 February Turning A Blind Mind
- 07 February Feedback
- 08 February Degrees, Minutes, Seconds
- 14 February Degrees, Minutes, Seconds, Part Two
- 17 February Standard Issue Support Gag
- 21 February Suspicion
- 22 February Incredulity
- 23 February Mixed Feelings
- 24 February It Never Came Up
- 01 March Panic Diffusion
- 02 March The Official Statement
- 06 March Flying The Friendly Bribe
- 07 March The Truth… Technically
- 08 March The Scapegoat
- 10 March Slightly Incorrect
- 11 March Deadpan Humor
- 14 March No-Return Policy
- 15 March A Complicated Situation
- 16 March Upgrade Hell
- 17 March Upgrade Hell, Continued
- 18 March Waiting
- 21 March In All Its Glory
- 22 March New Car Smell
- 23 March Silhouette
- 24 March Insecure
- 25 March The Power Behind The Manual
- 28 March That Which Sustains
- 29 March A Great, Sleeping Evil
- 30 March The Hidden Agenda
- 31 March iSvengali
- 01 April Nothing to See, Move Along
- 04 April Sensing The Problem
- 05 April Surrounded
- 06 April Invasion!
- 07 April The Mastermind Revealed
- 08 April Showdown
- 11 April Counter Gambit
- 12 April Darkness vs. Darkness
- 13 April Market Research
- 14 April Hubris
- 15 April Binky Ex Machina
- 18 April Never Again
- 20 April Easily Sidetracked
- 22 April The Distillation Of Truth
- 25 April A Bad Idea Gets Worse
- 26 April Duality
- 27 April A Turn For The Worse
- 28 April Detached Fascination
- 01 May A Day At The Office: Mark
- 02 May Taking Out The Trash
- 04 May Never Volunteer
- 05 May A Healthy Bribe
- 09 May Safety First
- 10 May The REd Screen Of Duh
- 11 May The Red Screen Manual
- 12 May The Devil Makes Work…
- 13 May A Crisis Of Purpose
- 16 May Ennui
- 17 May An Inconvenient Development
- 18 May A Call To Pitchforks
- 20 May Robert’s Rules Of Disorder
- 23 May Tradition
- 24 May The Classics
- 25 May Exposition, Impatience
- 26 May Motivation
- 27 May Mob Rule By Committee
- 30 May A Day At The Office: Monk
- 01 June A Day At The Office: Phil
- 06 June A Defining Moment
- 07 June Aptel
- 08 June Regret
- 09 June Interlude: Cupertino
- 10 June An Unexpected Impediment
- 13 June The Press Is Always Greener
- 15 June The Rumor Mill
- 16 June An Imperfect Analogy
- 17 June An Imperfect Analogy, Continued
- 20 June Looking Into The Void
- 21 June Looking Into The Void II
- 23 June The Guinea Pig Is In
- 24 June Setting The Hook
- 27 June Cold Storage
- 29 June Cold Storage, Continued
- 30 June It’s The Little Things
- 04 July A Garbled Cry For Help
- 05 July Oh The Humanity
- 06 July Things You Don’t Tell OSHA
- 11 July Taking The Easy Way Out
- 12 July Categories of Convenience
- 13 July And You KNow I Know You Know
- 14 July Self-Serving PUblic Service
- 15 July Covetousness
- 18 July Adieu, OS/2?
- 21 July Three Steps Toward Bitterness
- 22 July Different Tactics Required
- 26 July The Three To Six Year Plan
- 01 August New Opportunities
- 01 August Improvement Through Inclusion
- 02 August Browsing Experience
- 03 August The Standards Compliance Comedy revue
- 04 August Cartoonist Invokes Equal Time Clause
- 05 August Looking For A Better Target
- 08 August The Efficacy Of Imposition
- 09 August An Unassailable Moral Stance
- 10 August Look! A Petard!
- 11 August An Unusual Admission
- 12 August Going Back To The Middleman
- 15 August A Trip To The Store
- 16 August A Trip To The Store, Continued
- 18 August A Lamb Strays From The Flock
- 19 August Employee Availability
- 22 August The Opposite of Helpful
- 23 August Nickles, Dimes, And proof Of Purchase
- 24 August Time To Start A Defense Fund
- 25 August Time To Start A Defense Fund, Continued
- 29 August Older And Wiser
- 01 September Tangential Ruminations
- 05 September Happy Labor Day!
- 06 September The Open Book Incident
- 07 September An Overreaction Of Biblical Proportions
- 08 September Commonwealth
- 12 September That Which We Will Never Do
- 13 September Confirmation Or Denial
- 15 September A Message In No Uncertain Terms
- 19 September Covering The Bases, Ignoring The Batter
- 20 September Recognizing The Tell-Tale Signs
- 22 September Let The Airing Of Grievances Begin
- 26 September He Started It
- 27 September The Burden Of Proof
- 28 September Reluctantly Moving Forward
- 29 September Reasonable Terms
- 30 September Strangely Unsatisfying Motive
- 03 October Long-Distance Formatting
- 05 October When A Hint Is Not Enough
- 07 October Subtle Cues
- 10 October A Verdict Rendered
- 17 October A Secret And Dastardly Plot
- 18 October Walking Papers
- 19 October Walking Papers, Continued
- 20 October A World Without Binky
- 24 October Bait, Switch, Mock
- 25 October Killjoy
- 26 October Segue: The other Evil
- 27 October Victim Of Their own Success
- 28 October Finding Binky
- 31 October A Devil’s Bargain
- 01 November A Devil’s Bargain, Continued
- 02 November Words Fail
- 03 November Project: Binky
- 07 November Misdirected Forboding
- 08 November mandatory Volunteerism
- 09 November Roll Call
- 10 November Getting Access
- 11 November Which One Is UMAX?
- 14 November (Yet Another) Showdown
- 15 November Grammatical Foreshadowing
- 16 November The Big Reveal
- 17 November iClip
- 18 November It’s Not You, It’s Me
- 21 November The Cruelest Cut
- 22 November A Quick Patch
- 23 November iHide
- 24 November A Titanic Struggle Of The Mind
- 28 November An Opportunity To Play With Shiny Toys
- 29 November Exploiting A Fatal Flaw
- 01 December A Difference Of Philosophy
- 05 December Design By A. Alhazred
- 06 December Technology Giveth, And Technology Taketh Away
- 07 December Reboot And Recovery
- 08 December Scheduling And Treachery
- 12 December Back In The Saddle
- 13 December The Queue Marathon
- 14 December Just Call Him Winston
- 15 December Paranoia, Right On Target
- 16 December Back To A Familiar Pattern
- 19 December War On Christmas!
- 20 December War On Christmas! Continued
- 27 December Post-Season Refund
- 28 December Post-Season refund, Continued
- 02 January Surviving The Post-Season
- 03 January Hope And Bile
- 05 January Special News Bulletin
- 06 January Change Of Schedule
- 09 January Villain’s Block
- 10 January Villain’s Block, Continued
- 11 January Villain’s Block Part Three
- 12 January VIllain’s Block, Part Four
- 13 January Villain’s Block, Part Five
- 16 January Losing Evil
- 17 January The Extent Of The Injury
- 19 January The Upward Spiral
- 20 January The Upward Spiral, Continued
- 23 January I Dig A Pony
- 24 January Outside Help
- 30 January Researching The Problem
- 31 January Preliminary Diagnosis
- 01 February The Opportunist
- 02 February Ulterior Motive
- 03 February Spin, Evade, Deny
- 07 February An Unexpected Break From Reality
- 08 February The Root Of The Problem Is Office Supplies
- 09 February Tolkien Would Have Agreed With The Dentist
- 10 February iClip Ex Machina
- 15 February Exit, Stage Right
- 16 February Questions Best Left Unasked
- 17 February Hiding In Plain Sight
- 20 February Hiding In Plain Sight, Continued
- 23 February An Unfortunate Delay
- 24 February Stop, Or I Shall Say Stop Again
- 27 February An Unwelcome Revelation
- 28 February A Theoretical Plethora Of Binkys
- 02 March Popcorn And Circuses
- 06 March Binky Bling
- 08 March Obligatory Chase Sequence
- 13 March The Long Road To Recovery
- 14 March Gag Reflex
- 16 March The Road To Binky
- 19 March Updating The Site
- 21 March Pre-Flight Check
- 22 March Sometimes A Direct Line Is Better
- 23 March Schroedinger’s VOIP
- 27 March Where Are They Now?
- 28 March Drinking To Forget
- 30 March Crying Into His Cup
- 31 March The System
- 05 April Meanwhile, Back At The Ranch
- 11 April I’m Back!
- 12 April Calculating The Odds
- 13 April The Standard For Any Search
- 14 April The Real Motto, Revealed
- 17 April Narrowing Down The Search
- 18 April An Educated Guess
- 25 April Blaming The Tool
- 10 May Vegas Thwarted!
- 17 May El Hombre Usa Rojo
- 24 May Neither This Noir That
- 14 June Noirmalizing Relations
- 27 June Incredulity
- 28 June If The Price Is Right
- 06 July A Formula For Disaster
- 10 July An Honest Question
- 11 July Nudge-Wink Piracy
- 12 July Nudge-Wink Piracy Cough
- 14 July Famous Last Words, A Variation
- 17 July Office Supply Metaphysics
- 18 July Untapped Markets
- 24 July All The World Loves A Song
- 25 July Last Call
- 26 July Habeus Corpus
- 27 July Just Another Night In Vegas
- 01 August The Less You Know
- 02 August Never Give Them Your Real Name
- 03 August A Plan, After A Fashion
- 04 August A Brief Tactical Assessment
- 08 August Kafka Was An Optimist
- 09 August Kafka Was An Optimist, Continued
- 10 August Kafka Was An Optimist, Part III
- 11 August Kafka Was An Optimist, Part IV
- 14 August Binky And Loathing In Las Vegas
- 16 August Assault And Batteries
- 17 August Assault And Batteries, Continued
- 23 August Laptop Jenga
- 28 August Follow The Paperclip Road
- 29 August The Vegas Job
- 04 September It’s Also The Corporate Motto
- 06 September The Two Gentlemen Of Vegas
- 07 September Center Stage
- 08 September Working Blue
- 11 September Mixed Blessings
- 13 September Showtime!
- 15 September The First Thing We Do Is Get Killed By Lawyers
- 18 September Habeas Noon
- 19 September Tough Crowd
- 20 September Every Lawyer For Himself
- 21 September Desperate Acts
- 25 September The Warner Bros. Maneuver
- 26 September Tripping Down Memory Lane
- 28 September What I Did On My Vacation
- 02 October All The Pieces Fall Into Place
- 03 October Strange Aeons, Indeed
- 04 October Fin.
- 05 October The Screen Door Has An Annoying Squeak
- 06 October Baby Steps
- 09 October An Ever-Moving Target
- 10 October Hardware Requirements
- 12 October Backbone
- 17 October Team Meeting
- 18 October Testing Lure
- 20 October Testing Begins
- 23 October NaNoWriMo!
- 25 October Give Or Take 40K
- 27 October NaNoUhOh
- 30 October NaNoNoNo
- 31 October The Fix
- 01 November Day One
- 02 November Day Two
- 06 November Literary Kryptonite
- 07 November A Persistent Distraction
- 10 November Mark Loses His Way
- 13 November Levelling
- 14 November Forcible Extraction
- 15 November The Spare
- 17 November Making Up For Lost Time
- 20 November Backsliding
- 27 November The Thing You never Say
- 29 November A FInal Push
- 30 November The End
- 01 December The Sudden Reassertion Of Old Habits
- 04 December Uniqque News Bulletin
- 05 December A Different Line Of Attack
- 06 December Serving Your Customers
- 07 December Satellite Interview
- 08 December The Green Curtain Effect
- 11 December Somewhat Less Than Green
- 12 December The Sound Of Many-Dragging Feet
- 13 December Resistance To Progress
- 15 December Bringing In The Boss
- 18 December An Attempt At Coercion
- 19 December Upping The Ante
- 20 December Full Courts Press
- 21 December One License To Rule Them All
- 22 December Protecting America’s Interest (19.1% APR)
- 27 December Home For The Holidays
- 02 January Designating A Driver
- 03 January iLitigate
- 04 January Apple, Police Thyself
- 05 January Our Boy Washington
- 18 January An Unusual Nomination
- 19 January Ineligible
- 22 January The Year Ahead
- 23 January The Scorched-Earth Policy
- 25 January The Enemies List
- 01 February Ad Campaign
- 02 February Too Many Choices, Not Enough Information
- 05 February Activation Keys
- 07 February The Wrong Course Of Action
- 12 February The Notability Test
- 15 February The Blizzard
- 19 February The Plot Thickens
- 20 February This Does Not Inspire Confidence
- 21 February A Very Technical Solution
- 22 February The View From The Other Side
- 26 February Mixed Feelings
- 27 February Back To The Drawing Board
- 28 February Successfully Re-Broken
- 01 March Maturity
- 05 March Monday Morning Translations
- 06 March Scheduling Difficulties
- 07 March Time Lapse
- 08 March XKCD Desk
- 09 March Truism
- 12 March Reporting For Work
- 19 March What Really Happened At Dell
- 21 March Data Recovery
- 22 March Slightly Important
- 23 March Insecurity Through Obscurity
- 26 March The Last Resort
- 27 March Cranky Admin
- 28 March Something Goes Wrong
- 29 March Holding The Bag
- 30 March Customer Feedback
- 02 April Know Your Audience
- 03 April Identifying The Enemy
- 04 April The Foreign Connection
- 05 April Proving Your Credentials
- 06 April Deconstructing Chapter Five
- 10 April Ethics And Opposition
- 11 April Different Side, Same Story
- 13 April How It Really Happened
- 16 April Buying Evil
- 18 April Competitive Blocking
- 19 April Deliberate Malice
- 20 April An Inside Job
- 23 April That Old Standby
- 24 April Genuine, Sincere Concern
- 25 April A Brilliant Legal Counterstroke
- 26 April Virtuous By Decree
- 27 April A Slight Delay
- 01 May Cut Off At The Pass
- 02 May The Obvious MOtivation
- 03 May This Is Not* True
- 04 May Effective Salesmanship
- 07 May The Mighty Asterisk
- 08 May Strangely Similar
- 09 May The Freedom Tax
- 11 May Back To Square One
- 01 June Metaphysical Support
- 04 June An Unusual Tactic
- 05 June IANAL
- 06 June The Sons Of Liberty
- 11 June Covering All Bases
- 12 June A Reluctant Admission
- 14 June Unexpected Success
- 22 June New Sales Pitch
- 25 June The Next Hot item
- 27 June Evacuation Plans
- 28 June Improvement Over Time
- 29 June Let The Fist-Shaking Begin
- 02 July Retaliatory Strike
- 04 July A Tantalizing Carrot
- 05 July A Lack Of Complaints
- 06 July Honest Man’s Burden
- 10 July A Lunchtime Revelation
- 11 July Hearing Voices
- 12 July Sacrifices Must Be Made
- 13 July Nowhere To Go But Up
- 16 July Here Be Windmills
- 17 July Let Us Begin The Casting
- 18 July Things To Avoid In The Future
- 19 July A Promising Lead
- 20 July WWSD?
- 23 July Google Ftagn!
- 25 July It Also Comes In mauve
- 26 July Arcanum Bureaucratica
- 27 July Send In The Robots
- 30 July The Inevitable Confrontation
- 31 July Voodoo Economics
- 02 August The Offer
- 03 August Unwelcome News
- 07 August Dissatisfaction Is Job One
- 08 August Betting On Evil
- 09 August Own Worst Enemy
- 10 August Caveat Emptor
- 13 August Giving The Devil His Due
- 14 August An Unfortunate Ruling
- 15 August Implausible Deniability
- 17 August Any Victim Will Do
- 20 August A Marked Lack Of Joy
- 21 August It’s Only A Matter Of Time
- 22 August Annoyance Comes In Bulk Orders Only
- 23 August A Dark And Hungry Box Arises
- 27 August Me And My Shadow
- 28 August Being Specific
- 29 August The Opposite Of Ergonomic
- 03 September Reboot Nirvana
- 04 September Escalation
- 05 September Misplaced Enthusiasm
- 06 September Nevermind The Lever, Break Out The Fuse
- 07 September Things Go Wrong
- 10 September Better The Devil You Don’t Know
- 11 September Eldritch Singularity
- 12 September Distracted By Technobabble
- 13 September Unexpected Legal Ramifications
- 14 September A Matter Unresolved
- 17 September Somebody Missed The Memo
- 18 September Fear Not
- 19 September The Infinite Chain
- 20 September Timely Distractions
- 21 September Webcomics Made Easy
- 24 September A sudden Loss Of Purpose
- 26 September No Good Deed…
- 27 September The Hidden Dangers Of Data Collection
- 28 September A Skewed Perspective
- 02 October Marketing Koan
- 08 October Crawling Back
- 10 October I Had A Similar Conversation Last Night
- 12 October Updating Your Peripherals
- 15 October Never Give Them Your Real Pseudonym
- 16 October Morning Preparations
- 17 October Practicing Deadpan
- 23 October Desensitization
- 24 October Not Cookies
- 26 October A Family Trait
- 29 October Unplanned Obsolescence
- 30 October An Unlikely story
- 02 November The Hammer Doesn’t Fall Far From The Tree
- 05 November Containment Breach
- 12 November Take Your Parent To Work Day
- 13 November A Ghost In The Machine
- 14 November The Secret Weapon
- 15 November The Bureaucracy Of Evil
- 16 November The Search Is On
- 20 November Family Ties
- 26 November Breaking Up Is Hard To Do
- 27 November Reasons To Stay
- 28 November Standing Firm
- 29 November The Follow-Up
- 30 November I Thought I Saw The Horse Twitch
- 04 December Climbing On The Banwagon
- 12 December That’s Entertainment
- 13 December The stand-In
- 17 December Furry Binky
- 09 January Re-Inventing The Millstone
- 14 January It’s Good To Be The King
- 15 January Stacking The Deck
- 16 January A Familiar Refrain
- 17 January A Person Of Special Interest
- 18 January The Names Have Changed
- 21 January A Circuitous Route
- 22 January This Won’t Come Back To Haunt Him At all
- 23 January Job Satisfaction
- 28 January Playing The Odds
- 29 January Digging Up Dirt
- 30 January The Litmus Test
- 04 February The Art Of Allusion
- 06 February You’ve Been Served
- 07 February Going For It
- 08 February Viktorgate
- 12 February A Man Of Many Hats
- 13 February Nose-Cutting And Face-Spitting
- 22 February Dirty Pool
- 25 February A Trained Legal Mind
- 26 February On The Eve Of Battle
- 27 February No Love For Justice
- 28 February The Opening Round
- 29 February Motion To Dismiss
- 03 March His Own Worst Enemy
- 04 March Secret Evidence
- 05 March More secret Evidence
- 06 March When Recusal Isn’t Enough
- 08 March The Gears Grind To A Halt
- 10 March Unintended Consequences
- 11 March The Changing Face Of Industry
- 12 March Great Expectations
- 13 March An Abrupt End
- 14 March An Unresolved Matter
- 18 March An Uncertain Fit
- 19 March The Vetting Process
- 20 March Trying To Find The Catch
- 21 March Culture Needs A Push
- 24 March A Presumption Of Guilt
- 26 March More Information Will Be Required
- 27 March Shiny Possibilities
- 28 March A Brand New You
- 29 March Different Reactions To Change
- 31 March Substandard Standardization
- 02 April Rolling Out The Astroturf
- 03 April Spontaneous Acclaim
- 05 April The Arm-Twisting Will Resume Shortly
- 08 April There May Also Be Internal Bleeding
- 09 April Not Quite Gratitude
- 10 April A Very Simple Difference
- 14 April Knee-Jerk Response
- 15 April If It Looks Too Easy It Probably is
- 16 April The Catch, In Full
- 17 April Unpleasant Clarification
- 18 April That Distasteful Word
- 24 April Possibly Incriminating
- 25 April Making The Rounds
- 28 April A Lesson Learned Too Late
- 06 May A Common Thread
- 08 May Unwanted Side Effect
- 12 May Past The Event Horizon
- 14 May Part And Parcel
- 16 May Unable To Comply
- 17 May Digital Alchemy
- 19 May Stop That, No Singing
- 20 May The Bottom Line
- 21 May All Becomes Clear
- 22 May Further Complications
- 23 May A Brief Visit
- 29 May Not Comforting
- 30 May The Trappings Of Success
- 03 June Dewey Decimal Need Not Apply
- 05 June A Showdown Approaches
- 09 June Showdown!
- 10 June Fiends Of Yesteryear
- 12 June These Things Take Time
- 13 June The Subtext Is All Wrong
- 14 June Shades Of Off-Black
- 18 June Not Quite A Burma Shave
- 19 June And Now, stupid
- 20 June Exploiting The Situation
- 23 June A Broad Definition
- 24 June Duly Licensed
- 25 June The Copperplate Boilerplate
- 07 July Dressing The Part
- 08 July Not To Be Questioned
- 14 July One Minor Oversight
- 18 July Let The Culling Begin
- 21 July Re-Educating The Blogosphere
- 23 July No Hostility Here
- 24 July Too Many To Count
- 28 July Getting Straight To The Point
- 30 July The Grand Design
- 31 July The Ultimate Goal
- 01 August The Ultimate Test
- 04 August An Important Employee Evaluation
- 05 August It’s An Ensemble Thing
- 06 August I Get No Kick From Champagne
- 07 August Not his Biggest Fan
- 11 August Not Exactly What He Had In Mind
- 13 August Unnecessary Observation
- 14 August Establishing The Pecking Order
- 18 August SpitBalling
- 19 August Who Will Bell The Cat?
- 21 August Suggesting An Alternate Vision
- 25 August Just Another Day In Paradise
- 26 August Danger Comes Knocking
- 27 August Crossing The Tracks
- 28 August Not Business Casual
- 29 August A Matter Of Some Delicacy
- 01 September Trouble In Paradise
- 02 September Along Came A Penguin
- 04 September Unusual Timing
- 05 September Good Morning, Bad Judgement
- 08 September Persuasive Language
- 10 September Somewhere In An Alley
- 11 September The East Wind And The Moon
- 12 September His Marbles Will Be The Next To Go
- 03 October He Also Sells Maps
- 08 October Just Goggles It
- 10 October A Complicated Guy
- 23 October The Infernal Optimist
- 27 October It’s Only A Matter Of Time
- 28 October Shell Games For Fun And Profit
- 29 October Clothes Make The Con
- 30 October Either Way It’s A Crapshoot
- 31 October Missteps And misstatements
- 03 November This Is Also Made Of Vapor
- 04 November Not The Cloud They Had In Mind
- 06 November Some Clouds Have A Red Lining
- 07 November Some Days Your Customers Know You Too Well
- 10 November The Forbidden Word
- 11 November Rescaping The Goat
- 12 November J’Accuse!
- 13 November Rebranding The Crisis
- 14 November That Will Fix Everything
- 17 November Keeping Up With The Jobses
- 18 November Legitimate Concerns
- 19 November Barry’s Secret Weapon
- 20 November Countermeasures Deployed
- 21 November Credit Where Credit Is Due
- 25 November The Law Of Unintended Sandwiches
- 01 December Danger Assessment
- 08 December Offended Sensibilities
- 09 December An Unexpected Request
- 11 December Legal Sparring 101
- 12 December Not Quite A Christmas List
- 18 December At Least There’s A Hardcopy Backup
- 25 December It’s Easier Than Omitting “Joyeux”
- 29 December When Communities Pull Together
- 30 December Is There Ever A Convenient Time?
- 01 January Pulling The Mob
- 02 January Boss Monster
- 12 January A Minor Sticking Point
- 19 January The Fear That Dare Not Be Spoken Aloud
- 20 January Unexpected News
- 21 January Looking For an Obvious Explanation
- 30 January The Winter Of Our Undiscontent
- 31 January The Pro From Dover
- 02 February A Socially Awkward Miscalculation
- 03 February He May Have Been Thinking Of Mimes
- 04 February Another Dead End
- 05 February The Devil’s Music
- 06 February Driving The Point Home
- 09 February A Cornucopia Of Versions
- 10 February There May Be More Than One Standard
- 16 February A Classic, Revisited
- 17 February Mad Libs With Rounded Corners
- 18 February The Perception Of Value
- 02 March Weighing The Options
- 23 March Initial Missteps
- 24 March Mad-Lib Marketing
- 27 March Read The Box Carefully
- 30 March A Short Window Of Opportunity
- 31 March Financial Planning
- 01 April A Lack Of Motive
- 13 April Not Quite There Yet
- 14 April They’re Trying To Tell Us Something
- 17 April Whichever Way The Wind Blows
- 20 April Bringing In The Experts^H
- 21 April Playing It Down The Middle
- 23 April Now With Re-Enforced Toe
- 26 May Economic Realities
- 29 May A Fresh Coat Of Paint
- 30 May The Grand Unveiling
- 02 June It Also Sounds Vaguely Dirty
- 08 June Crank Caller #475
- 09 June Very Decisive Indeed
- 26 June A Way With Words And Kneecaps
- 29 June Organized Crime
- 07 July Further Distractions
- 08 July Scope Creep
- 14 July An Unpleasant Introduction
- 15 July Taking The Price
- 27 July The Art Of Gentle Persuasion
- 30 July An Alarm Goes Off
- 31 July Plumage And A Data Plan
- 04 August It’s Just Business
- 13 August Calling In A Marker
- 17 August He’s Also A Respectable Businessman
- 18 August The Room Gets Crowded
- 19 August Immediate Identification
- 20 August Demon Ex Machina
- 21 August From Petulance To Profit
- 24 August There Might Be Bias
- 25 August Prior Art
- 26 August Objecting To Evidence
- 27 August The Circle Of Law
- 28 August A Bad Sign
- 31 August Far From Encouraging
- 02 September Acknowledged Expertise
- 04 September UML In Action
- 08 September The Trouble With Abstraction
- 09 September Framing The Function
- 12 October Skillful Legal Reasoning
- 14 October All Trials Must End
- 15 October Post-Trial Consequences
- 16 October The Way out
- 19 October At Least It Isn’t Talk Radio
- 20 October A New Arrival
- 21 October Somebody Else’s Problem
- 22 October A Somewhat Convoluted Uninstallation Routine
- 23 October Calling An Apple An Orange
- 26 October Not As Reassuring As They’d Hoped
- 27 October Volte-Face
- 28 October Controlling The Conversation
- 29 October The Decline Of Conversation
- 02 November The Get Out Of Blame Free Card
- 03 November Innocent Questions
- 04 November A Simple Solution
- 05 November The Aqua Straw Man
- 06 November Not Their First Rodeo
- 09 November Turning Gold To Lead
- 11 November The Goose And The Gander
- 12 November An Unexpected Trend
- 18 November An Honest Assessment
- 20 November The Conversation Takes An Unexpected Turn
- 23 November An Alternative Display
- 01 December A Graceful Solution
- 02 December Adapting To Change
- 03 December Doing The Right Thing
- 04 December The Panic Hits Early
- 15 December I Hear Wikipedia Also Uses This
- 16 December Moving Down The Ladder
- 31 December Crashing The Party
- 01 January Getting Your Bearings
- 04 January Exactly The Same But Different
- 05 January Dubious Comfort
- 06 January Staying On Message
- 07 January An Awkward Development
- 08 January All The World’s A Sit-Com
- 11 January A Brand New Toy
- 12 January Here A Market, There A Market
- 13 January Deviating From A Deviation
- 14 January The Volatility Of New Markets
- 15 January Brought Out Of Retirement
- 19 January 600% Of Nothing
- 20 January The Checklist
- 21 January An Unfortunate Distinction
- 22 January It’s A Bay Window
- 25 January The Waiting Game
- 26 January The Robot Did It
- 27 January CUvFEC
- 28 January The iTablet Cometh
- 29 January The Path Of Least Insistence
- 01 February Playing The Victim
- 02 February Allegations And Denials
- 03 February A Natural Monopoly
- 04 February Not Entirely Sure Where I’m Going With This
- 05 February Project Scope Defined
- 08 February The Doodle
- 09 February Step Two
- 10 February A Non-Standard Definition Of Simple
- 12 February An Overlooked Detail
- 15 February Feeding The Trolls
- 19 February A More Palatable Translation
- 22 February Nobody Asked Stewart Brand Anyway
- 02 March Lead With Your Logo
- 05 March Less A Window, More A Wall
- 10 March Patch Paralysis
- 12 March Sudden But Inevitable Betrayal
- 22 March An Early Warning Of Bad Tidings
- 23 March A Meeting Of The Minds
- 24 March Technically It Is A Game Plan
- 26 March Standard Obfuscation #12
- 05 April Late-Breaking Announcement
- 06 April The Need For Less Speed
- 07 April Inappropriate Questions
- 08 April Shifting To Plan B
- 09 April A Potential Solution
- 12 April new Lingo
- 13 April Sadly, It Fits
- 14 April Redefining The Landscape
- 15 April Targeted Persuasion
- 19 April Approve Or Deny
- 20 April The New Velvet Rope
- 21 April Approve Or Deny Part II
- 22 April An Eye For A Foot
- 23 April The Fortress Has Been Breached
- 27 April The Definition Of Insanity
- 28 April Truth Crashes The Party
- 29 April The Real Legal Argument Revealed
- 30 April An Interesting Feint
- 03 May A Marked Lack Of Enthusiasm
- 04 May A Yipey Little Laptop
- 05 May File Under “Tiny”
- 06 May Contradistinguish
- 10 May A Very Narrow View
- 11 May Bedazzled By Minutiae
- 19 May A Deliberate Omission
- 07 June Maybe A Little Crazier
- 11 June Bad Fashion
- 28 June Release Issues
- 29 June Wait For The Clique
- 30 June Disagreeing With The Diagnosis
- 06 July Noise To Noise Ratio
- 09 July The Internet Is Over
- 14 July A Curious Lapse In Memory
- 27 July The Insanely Great Escape
- 28 July Making Time For Armageddon
- 29 July The Start Of A Very Long Day
- 30 July … And I Feel Fine
- 24 August The Big Board
- 26 August The Eight Stages of WTF
- 30 August The Shoulders Of Only One Man
- 31 August The Unlogical Solution
- 01 September At Least It Wasn’t Titus Andronicus
- 07 September Here Comes The Cavalry
- 08 September A Persuasive Offer
- 16 September Walking To Destiny
- 17 September Impatience
- 25 October Old Friends
- 26 October An Awkward Reunion
- 28 October The Long Version Might Be More Informative
- 29 October A Badly Kept Secret
- 01 November A Shiny Distraction
- 02 November Redirect
- 04 November There Are Others
- 05 November The Red Tape Of Doom
- 08 November Remembrance Of Violence Past
- 11 November Deconstructing Escalation
- 12 November Finding Common Ground
- 01 December Mum’s The Word
- 02 December Meanwhile, Oracle
- 06 December A Little Light Reading
- 09 December There’s No Pleasing Some People
- 27 December Time Marches On
- 05 January The Uniform Makes The Man
- 11 January Meeting The Team
- 13 January An Overlooked Detail
- 17 January No Acronym Needed
- 25 January Accurately Communicating Threat
- 26 January Next Time Try Index Cards
- 27 January The Enemy Shall Be Our Salvation
- 28 January Mysteries Revealed
- 31 January At Last The Truth Can Be Told
- 11 February Smoke ‘Em If You Got ‘Em
- 14 February Substitution
- 15 February Oct’s Child
- 25 February Dissatisfied
- 28 February Turnaround
- 01 March Backtracking
- 01 March Not The Apology We Were Hoping For
- 02 March Back In The Day
- 03 March The Call Of Corona
- 04 March The Ghost Server
- 07 March A Great Way To Start The Week
- 08 March 9 To 5
- 09 March Unexpected Words
- 12 March A Font Of Contrition
- 16 March The People Who Get It Will Hate Me
- 30 March An Unexpected Deadline
- 31 March A Plan Of Action
- 06 April Technically It Isn’t ASCII
- 11 April The Grapevine of Wrath
- 12 April Translation Failure
- 13 April Timing Issues
- 20 April A Less Secure Location
- 25 April When Your Distraction Is Too Shiny
- 02 May On The Run
- 26 May It Also Stings
- 06 June Inappropriate Enthusiasm
- 09 June A Fresh Perspective
- 20 June A Brief Summation
- 21 June Productivity
- 22 June Thou Hast Lost A Ninth!
- 14 July Not His Best Plan
- 15 July There Are Always Bigger Monsters
- 18 July Varicose
- 20 July The Art Of Negotiation
- 21 July The Sting
- 25 July Conflicting Ultimatums
- 01 August Should I Stay Or Should I Go
- 08 August Duck Season
- 23 August A Sudden And Inconvenient Return
- 26 August Assume Deposition
- 01 September Coming To A Head
- 02 September An Unexpected End
- 05 September A Textbook Definition
- 06 September Starting To Unwind
- 12 September A Hastily Arranged Reunion
- 19 September A Hastily Arranged Reunion, Continued
- 21 September First The Bad News
- 26 September Losing Sight Of The Big Picture
- 11 October The Last Laugh
- 27 October Not The Guy
- 28 October Marked Disinterest
- 29 October Making The Boss Proud
- 31 October Dial 5 For Law5uit
- 01 November Common Confusion
- 02 November And Two Makes A Set
- 03 November Intercepted At The Door
- 04 November If You Have To Ask You Don’t Want To Know
- 07 November Filling The Void
- 08 November A Dastardly Ulterior Motive
- 09 November The Planted Seed
- 10 November The Explanation
- 11 November An Unexpected Reprieve
- 14 November The Call
- 15 November G’oo’gl
- 16 November The Dark Lord Of SCO
- 17 November The Dark Lord Of The RIAA
- 18 November Steve
- 21 November The Elephant
- 22 November Trying To move On
- 23 November The Vetting Begins
- 24 November The Second Candidate
- 25 November The Second Candidate, Again
- 28 November The Third Candidate
- 29 November Restoring The Pecking Order
- 30 November Infinitely Adaptable Justification
- 01 December The Alternate Evil Plan B
- 02 December An Unnecessary Exercise
- 05 December Like This Comic
- 06 December Discussing His Resume
- 07 December An Unsuccessful Bribe
- 08 December The Strongest Candidate
- 09 December The Pale Horse Candidate
- 12 December Opting In
- 13 December The Gauntlet Is Thrown
- 14 December Meets Expectations
- 15 December Assemble On The Field At Dawn
- 16 December Fully Loaded
- 19 December The Face-Off
- 20 December Intimidation Fail
- 21 December Counter Attack
- 22 December Insult To Injury
- 23 December The Final Blow
- 26 December FEMA-La-La-La
- 27 December Diluting Legitimacy
- 28 December This Will Never Be A Good Idea
- 29 December A Slight Deviation From The Norm
- 30 December One-Stop ID Theft Shop
- 02 January Renewing Your Goals
- 03 January Unreliable Sources
- 04 January It’s In The Job Description
- 05 January Spinning A Yarn
- 06 January A Disappointing Reveal
- 09 January One Percent Margin Of Error
- 10 January A Dangerous Request
- 11 January A Question Of Ownership
- 12 January Mathematically Dubious Justification
- 13 January And Now A Word From Your History
- 16 January All Requirements Met
- 17 January A Cheerful Admission
- 19 January The Obvious Answer
- 20 January The Pledge
- 23 January Blame Labor
- 24 January Getting There
- 25 January Quickly Fades The Bloom
- 26 January The Reluctant Messenger
- 27 January Antisocial Media
- 27 January Disturbing Enthusiasm
- 30 January Dreaming Of Utopia
- 31 January An Alternate Approach
- 01 February Eloquence
- 02 February A Logical Deduction
- 03 February So Long Sucker
- 06 February Panic Sets In
- 07 February Not A Big Deal
- 08 February Peg Leg Optional
- 09 February Beware Geeks Bearing Gifts
- 13 February A Change For Change’s Sake
- 14 February Unnecessary Baggage
- 15 February Poor Sales Pitch
- 16 February What The Boss Wants To Hear
- 17 February Evaluating Credibility
- 20 February Cutting To The Chase
- 22 February The Tech Writer’s Lament
- 23 February Meanwhile, Mark
- 27 February Brevity
- 28 February Just Being Helpful
- 01 March Back In my Day
- 02 March In Summation
- 12 March I Thought It Sounded Familiar
- 13 March Overplaying Your Hand
- 20 March Unwanted Alternative
- 22 March A Crazy Concept
- 26 March A Worrisome Revelation
- 27 March Breaking Up Is Hard To Do
- 28 March Stage Two
- 29 March Preparing For The Inevitable
- 30 March Eager Lawyer
- 03 April Pre-Trial Motion
- 04 April Res Ipsa Loquitur
- 05 April Habeas Corpus
- 09 April Returning To The Fold
- 10 April Objection
- 12 April The Argument Begins
- 16 April Compelling Argument
- 17 April Uncharted Territory
- 18 April Calumny And Lies
- 19 April An Unusual Situation
- 23 April The Less Said The Better
- 25 April If By Chance We Meet Again
- 01 May Enter The Feds
- 02 May Worst Answering Service Ever
- 03 May Unconvincing Explanation
- 04 May A Little Too Helpful
- 07 May Information Transparency
- 09 May The Real Enemy
- 11 May Direct Evasion
- 14 May Tone Deafness
- 18 May A Verdict Rendered
- 21 May Patience
- 22 May Design Duality
- 24 May Unavailable
- 29 May Compelling Entertainment
- 30 May A Terrible Malady
- 04 June The Indirect Approach
- 05 June The Usual Suspect
- 06 June Object Oriented Misinformation
- 12 June Hollow Assurances
- 18 June Threat Assessment
- 19 June The Next Day
- 20 June Fixing On The Fly
- 21 June Bringing Out The Fall Guy
- 22 June The Fall Guy Comes Calling
- 25 June Derivative Work
- 26 June A New Threat
- 28 June Acclimation
- 29 June Resolving The Issue
- 02 July The Low-Hanging Fruit
- 03 July An Event To Remember
- 05 July Intrigue And Alarm
- 06 July We Aim To Displease
- 09 July DNS Changer
- 10 July Overstating Armageddon
- 18 July A Cheap Shot
- 26 July The Shortest Straw
- 31 July The Bad News
- 01 August Variety
- 08 August The Tactical Perspective
- 09 August The Thing Up The Other Sleeve
- 10 August No Bias Here
- 14 August Pre-Trial Emotion
- 15 August Introductions Are In Order
- 16 August A Persuasive Argument
- 17 August A Very Persuasive Argument
- 04 September A Foreboding Start
- 06 September More Of The Same But Different
- 11 October Getting Our Bearings
- 12 October Well And Truly Lost
- 15 October Back In court
- 17 October Deus Ex Parte
- 18 October It Is The Opinion Of The Court
- 22 October An Unusual Motion
- 31 October Helicopter
- 05 November Not Paid To Cry
- 06 November The Specialist
- 08 November A Horror By Any Other Name
- 13 November The Price Of Victories
- 15 November A Dangerous Line Of Questioning
- 26 November A Brief Interlude
- 27 November Solving The Problem
- 28 November Short Circuit
- 03 December Hanging Jury
- 06 December The Real Jury Speaks
- 07 December An Enthusiastic Verdict
- 20 December Usability
- 24 December That’s Still Pretty Awesome
- 07 January Wrong Guy
- 15 January Secret Methods
- 22 January Running Out Of Stalls
- 23 January Unfortunate Connotations
- 24 January Upgrade Switch
- 25 January Making It Official
- 28 January A Twisty Maze
- 29 January The Limits Of Integration
- 30 January An Excess Of Real Estate
- 11 February It’s The Modem
- 12 February A Bunch Of Stuff
- 13 February Missing Prefix
- 14 February The Metrics System
- 19 February An Unexpected Assignment
- 20 February Angry Addiction
- 21 February Angry Mammals
- 22 February The Other Angle
- 25 February Playing To Your Strengths
- 26 February Timing Is Everything
- 04 March Waiting
- 05 March Moving On
- 07 March Bait And Keep
- 11 March Synergy
- 13 March The Short Version
- 01 April Confusing Your Source Material
- 02 April Spoiling All His Fun
- 03 April Inconvenient Cross Reference
- 08 April A Complaint
- 09 April Overlooked
- 10 April The End Run
- 12 April The Precedent Exists
- 15 April An Indignity On Two Fronts
- 16 April Undesirable Outcome
- 18 April New Values
- 07 May Eureka!
- 11 June Parse Carefully
- 12 June Look, A Convenient Distraction
- 13 June The Carrot
- 14 June The Ethical Excuse
- 01 July Let The Good Times Crawl
- 02 July A Question Best Left Unanswered
- 03 July Not Quite Over
- 05 July Enthusiasm
- 11 July The Obvious Question
- 12 July A Direct Answer
- 19 July And The Dogs Won’t Stop Barking
- 22 July Elementary, My Dear Watson
- 05 August Flight Or Flight
- 07 August The Only Possible Outcome
- 03 September Re-Vetting
- 04 September Precautionary Measures
- 05 September Simple Questions
- 06 September A Reasonable Assumption
- 07 October Furlough, Sweet Chariot
- 09 October Current Events
- 11 October Alex Explains The Cloud
- 16 October The New Gig
- 17 October A Very Simple Script
- 18 October A Question Of Ownership
- 24 October Running The Numbers
- 25 October Negative Re-Enforcement
- 11 November Precise Imprecision
- 02 December A Seasonally Effective Response
- 03 December The Classic Dilemma
- 04 December True To Form
- 05 December Sometimes It’s Better Not To Ask
- 06 January Knowing When To Move On
- 07 January Jail Secret
- 08 January Standard Disclaimers Apply
- 09 January Underqualified
- 10 January The Good Ones Are Already Taken
- 13 January Abandoning Unity
- 14 January The Name
- 15 January A Tolkien Effort
- 16 January Double-Oh-No
- 17 January The Voice Of Experience
- 20 January Intelligence Reform
- 21 January Suspicious Events
- 22 January The Waiting Game
- 23 January Can Haz Bacon
- 24 January The New Myers-Briggs
- 27 January The Cabal Meets
- 28 January Meanwhile, Somewhere Else
- 29 January You Had Your Chance
- 30 January The Dance Begins
- 31 January The Only Logical Conclusion
- 03 February Cutting The Gordian Knot
- 04 February Do The Shuffle
- 05 February The Final Boss Problem
- 06 February Triple Secret
- 07 February Night And Day
- 10 February Common Goals
- 11 February No Punchline Today
- 12 February The Number You Have Called…
- 13 February Reasonable Doubt
- 14 February Un-Valentine
- 17 February Oh, No Reason, Why Do You Ask?
- 18 February Because There’s No Extradition Treaty Is Why
- 19 February This Could Be About Anything
- 20 February Test Parameters Need Tweaking
- 24 February Rejection
- 25 February A Less Than Fine Line
- 26 February The First Slip
- 27 February The Second Slip
- 28 February The Wrong Answer
- 03 March The Doctor Is In
- 05 March Calling The Specialist
- 10 March The Initial Assessment
- 17 March Prognosis: Uncertain
- 18 March Devolution
- 20 March Calling The Other Specialist
- 21 March Unorthodox Treatment
- 27 March Probably
- 31 March Nothing To Fear (But Beer Itself)
- 28 April The Return
- 09 May Know Thy Friends
- 12 May Product Branding
- 09 June A Brand New Power Play
- 10 June Buying The Back Room
- 11 June We Shall Overbuy
- 12 June If It Displease The Court
- 13 June Doing What They Do Best
- 16 June Obviously Biased
- 17 June Dubious Precedent
- 18 June The Other Argument
- 19 June Acceptable Consequences
- 07 July The Road Already Taken
- 17 July Professional Opinion
- 18 July A Bit Alien
- 21 July The Problem In A Nutshell
- 22 July It’s Important To Love Your Work
- 23 July The Soft Sell
- 25 July Encountering Pushback
- 12 August A Struggle Between Empires
- 13 August Obligatory Star Wars Reference
- 13 October Public Service Announcement
- 20 October Just Dropping By
- 21 October Discussing The Competition
- 22 October Too Long; Didn’t Resist
- 27 October Rhetorical Consistency
- 02 February Internet Of Things
- 03 February Two Cakes
- 04 February Pro And Con
- 05 February The Inevitable Result
- 06 February The Pre-Emptive Strike
- 09 February Unprecedented Yet Inevitable
- 10 February Precedent
- 11 February Reductio Ad Absurdum
- 27 July Sticking To The Script
- 28 July The Next Step
- 29 July An Unexpected Distraction
- 30 July “Count-Up” Is More Accurate
- 31 July Clarity Is Job One
- 03 August A Traditional Greeting
- 04 August Continuity Check
- 06 August An Unsatisfying Explanation
- 04 January The Trademark Awakens (With Spoilers)
- 05 January What It Says On The Tin
- 06 January You Should See The Use Case
- 07 January The Less Ridiculous Number
- 08 January Middle Child Syndrome
- 11 January A Different Approach
- 12 January Slow News Day
- 15 January Noticing A Trend
- 18 January Noble Achilles, In His Tent
- 20 January An Officer Of The
- 22 January Gag Order
- 23 February Gag Order II
- 28 February You’ll Be A Dentist
- 07 March Getting The Gist Of It
- 09 March Back And Forth
- 11 March Rock And A Hard Place
- 28 March The Verdict Is… Something…
- 29 March Redaction As You Wait
- 30 March Any Old Verdict Will Do
- 31 March Community Service
- 01 April Hello Darkness My Old Friend
- 05 September Or Maybe Tiny Elves
- 06 September Operant Conditioning
- 14 September Totally Not A Samsung Burn
- 15 September More Bang For Your Buck
- 16 September Solving The Wrong Problem
- 30 January Special Files
- 31 January Delivering To Spec
- 01 February Wednesday
- 02 February The Doctor Is Out
- 03 February Smarter Than The Average Bear
- 09 February Mitch
- 10 February Other Duties As Assigned
- 18 May It’s Not The Best Analogy
- 21 May Meme A Little Meme Of Me
- 22 May Codes And Misdemeanors
- 23 May The Proper Perspective
- 24 May Anybody’s Mistake
- 25 May It’s All Connected
- 29 May Shortcut
- 04 June A-I-A-I-O
- 24 February Unprofessional But Heartfelt
- 16 December A Particularly Trying Time
- 19 December Complicated and Nefarious
- 20 December My Life as an Internet Spotter
- 21 December A Circle and a Half
- 22 December The Ministry of Truth
- 23 December Internal Consistency
- 28 December The Man Himself
- 29 December Always Let Your Something Be Your Guide
- 02 January Poor Long-Term Planning
- 11 January You Must Unlearn
- 21 November Submitted Without Comment
- 30 November Bad Penny
- 01 December Winning Hearts and Minds
- 04 December Flexible Absolutism
- 05 December Phrasing
- 07 December Doom
- 08 December A Little Sleight of Hand
- 11 December Belabor
- 12 December Comprehension