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BLUE-ROBED-GOOGLE-EMPLOYEE: You see, Scott, the loss of our corporate motto becomes a lot less important when you realize that we were never supposed to have had the motto in the first place.
SCOTT: We weren’t?
BLUE-ROBED-GOOGLE-EMPLOYEE: Nope. It was all a big misunderstanding.
SCOTT: Come on, you can’t expect me to believe that.
BLUE-ROBED-GOOGLE-EMPLOYEE: It’s true. As soon as we discovered what was going on we immediately tried to fix the problem, but the more our CEO spoke to the press the more firmly the idea was embedded in everyone’s minds.
SCOTT: What could possibly make the press leap tot he that kind of conclusion and stay there?
(G’OO’GL enters the room.)
G’OO’GL: Don’t be evil.
BLUE-ROBED-GOOGLE-EMPLOYEE: It’s not complicated.