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MARK: So basically they’re telling me to delete everything. All my backups, all my documents. All of it.
MAX: Tricky. You working on anything classified?
MARK: Not for the last year or so. Theoretically this should all be available to the public.
DOC: Well, I gotta go.
MARK: Wait, what? Come on Doc, I need your advice!
DOC: Look, kid, I have a pretty sweet gig right now. I just can’t buck the system the way we used to. My advice is delete the files, feel bad about it, and cash your check and donate to the ACLU.
MARK: Seriously? That’s your advice?
DOC: That, or steal the data and try to run for it.
MARK: I’d like a third option.
DOC: All my third options require really good health plans and filing for workers comp.