Or Maybe Tiny Elves

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ALEX: Ubersoft Technical Support, Alex speaking. How may I help you today?

CUSTOMER: Um, well, I own one of your UberMAXX smartphones and I was wondering something.

ALEX: Our UberMAXX smartphone technology gives you all the advantages of an iPhone or Android phone with superior Nifty Doorways compatibility.

CUSTOMER: Yeah, that’s great and all, but I recently learned that I could use voice commands to send text messages to contacts stored in my address book.

ALEX: Yes sir, that’s right.

CUSTOMER: Well how does it do that? Is it ghosts? My wife and I are pretty sure it’s ghosts.

ALEX: No sir. The UberMAXX smartphone uses some very advanced technology but I can assure you that no ghosts are involved in the…

(The BOSS floats by.)

ALEX: …hmmm.

(The BOSS exits.)

ALEX: It’s possible.

CUSTOMER: I knew it!

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