ADALAI FOULE: As to sentencing… well, this is admittedly unusual, but I think it might hold up.
VIKTOR SCHRECK: What are you talking about?
ADALAI FOULE: Normally being found guilty of being a public nuisance means you pay a fine. However, the Judge feels more punitive measures need be taken…
ADALAI FOULE: To that end, the Judge has decided Ubersoft must take up a highly undesirable but socially necessary activity for a predetermined period of time.
VIKTOR SCHRECK: I don’t think I like where this is going.
ADALAI FOULE: Ubersoft is hereby ordered to perform community service by way of creating a web comic satirizing the computer industry. The comic must run for at least 20 years.
VIKTOR SCHRECK: So that’s what? 60, 65 hours?
ADALAI FOULE: Something like that.