Slow News Day

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JIM WASHINGTON: The industry reacts in shock today as Ubersoft petitions the court to allow it to bring criminal assault charges against an organization whose only “crime” is to organize a boycott.

JIM WASHINGTON: The organization claims its actions are a legitimate form of protest. Ubersoft claims that since corporations are people, the organization’s attacks should be prosecuted accordingly.

JIM WASHINGTON: Here to help us understand exactly what is going on is our industry expert.

INDUSTRY EXPERT: I have ABSOLUTELY NO IDEA.

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