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Noble Achilles, In His Tent

Comic Transcript

VIKTOR SCHRECK: Where’s the judge?

LAWYER: He’s locked himself in his chambers. He won’t come out.

VIKTOR SCHRECK: Why?

LAWYER: He claims the software that determines which judge is assigned which case has been tampered with to always pick him when Ubersoft is involved.

VIKTOR SCHRECK: Well that’s ridiculous. There’s no tampering involved at all.

LAWYER: Maybe you could tell him that.

VIKTOR SCHRECK: It was deliberately programmed to behave that way.

LAWYER: Maybe you could not tell him that.

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