THE BOSS: Why is the FBI standing in my office?
FIRST FED: First of all, we’d like ot thank you for agreeing to see us.
THE BOSS: I agreed to nothing.
SECOND FED: You didn’t tell us to leave.
THE BOSS: I didn’t realize you were here.
THIRD FED: Well, since you don’t have anything else to do…
THE BOSS: I have four other meetings in the next six–
FIRST FED: –they’ve canceled.
THE BOSS: Also, I distinctly remember locking my office door.
SECOND FED: Locks are just the world’s way of saying “hey, let’s make this interesting.”