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Discussing The Competition

Comic Transcript

THE BOSS: Since you are here, you may as well tell me what this is about.

FIRST FED: It’s about Google and Apple.

THE BOSS: You may wish to re-calibrate your GPS.

SECOND FED: We realize you aren’t them. We’re talking to you because you’re their biggest competitor.

THE BOSS: I’m listening.

THIRD FED: Very recently both companies announced they would enable encryption in their cellphones by default. We’re very unhappy about this.

THE BOSS: I can imagine. It must be frustrating.

FIRST FED: You have no idea.

THE BOSS: I suspect your frustration will only increase when you learn that we are planning to do the same thing.

FIRST FED: … you have no idea.

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