The Soft Sell

Comic Transcript

ALICE: Hello, is this Douglas A. Brophy, author of “The Secret Mallet” and “Dimples on the Promenade?”

AUTHOR: Yes it is. Who is this?

ALICE: YOUR AMERICAN PUBLISHER IS HELPING PEOPLE STEAL YOUR WORK AND IF IT DOESN’T STOP WE ARE ALL GOING TO DIE.

(Sound of phone hanging up.)

(Sound of typing.)

ALICE: Hello, is this Alice Brosman, author of “The Fourth Rectangle,” “Life and Death on the Mezzanine,” and “The Proscenium Only Rings Twice?”

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