THE BOSS: Greetings, Dark Lord of the Health Insurance Industry. What brings you to my halls this day?
THE BOSS (HEALTH INSURANCE): Greetings, clone-brother. While I remain the Dark Lord of the Health Insurance Industry, I am here as the result of a new venture that, if successful, will grant me total and absolute control of the Internet.
THE BOSS: Interesting. How so?
THE BOSS (HEALTH INSURANCE): The vast wealth I have accumulated from controlling Health Insurance has allowed me to purchase the entity that is currently guiding every aspect of internet policy today.
THE BOSS: You’ve purchased the Telecommunications Industry?
THE BOSS (HEALTH INSURANCE): No. I have purchased their lobbyists.