ADALAI FOULE: I came as soon as I heard. Where is the patient?
PHIL: Keep that ruffian away from me!
ADALAI FOULE: What ruffian?
ALICE: I think he means you.
ADALAI FOULE: Nonsense. I’m not a ruffian, I’m a dentist.
PHIL: Doc Holiday was a dentist AND a ruffian!
ADALAI FOULE: Hm. He has a point.
ALICE: Phil, Adalai isn’t just a dentist. he also has a doctorate in Contemporary Studies in the Metaphysics of Evil.
PHIL: Evil? What does my condition have to do with evil?
ADALAI FOULE: Well, what doesn’t it have to do with evil? You were brainwashed by Apple and reconditioned to be a man of sophistication and refinement.
PHIL: Being sophisticated and refined is evil?
ADALAI FOULE: No. Being brainwashed by Apple is.
PHIL: I prefer to think of it as “cleansing.”