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Un-Valentine

Comic Transcript

CUSTOMER: I hate you!

ALEX: Pardon?

CUSTOMER: I hate you! This is Valentine’s Day, which I also hate, so I’m reaching otu to all the people I hate and giving them an “un-Valentine.” So I hate you!

ALEX: Is this a personal or a professional hatred?

CUSTOMER: It’s a… hmmmm.

ALEX: Do you hate me because of something I’ve done to you socially, otuside my role as an employee of Ubersoft, or is it directly related to my tendency to give customers the runaround when they call?

CUSTOMER: Well I’d say it’s… wait a minute. Are you trying to troubleshoot my hatred?

ALEX: Yes.

(Silence.)

CUSTOMER: I hate you!

ALEX (Thinking): Quota met.

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