Help Desk

The Final Boss Problem

Comic Transcript

ALEX: Hello, this is the Ubersoft Retention Department. How can we keep your business today?

CUSTOMER: You can’t.

ALEX: Are you sure?

CUSTOMER: I’m sure.

ALEX: Are you really sure?

CUSTOMER: I am absolutely certain! There is no doubt or hesitation. Every moment of my life over the past week has been building up to precisely this moment! CANCEL MY SERVICE!

ALEX: All right, your service is canceled.


CUSTOMER: I feel strangely empty.

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