ALEX: Ubersoft Technical support. Alex speaking. How can I help you today?
CUSTOMER: Yes, I’d like to speak to the person who is actually allowed to help customers.
ALEX: I’m available to–
CUSTOMER: No. I know that there is one, and ONLY one, employee who is allowed to actually help customers. i don’t know who he is, but he’s the guy I want to talk to.
ALEX: He works at Google now.
CUSTOMER: Dang it!