Do The Shuffle

Comic Transcript

MONK: All right sir, I’m going to transfer you over to the Retention Department.

CUSTOMER: What? I want to cancel my account.

MONK: Right. So I’m transferring you to Retention.

CUSTOMER: Isn’t this the Account Cancellation Department?

MONK: Yes.

CUSTOMER: Then why aren’t you cancelling my account?

MONK: Account Cancellation doesn’t actually cancel accounts.

CUSTOMER: Then what do you do?

MONK: We transfer you to the Retention Department.

CUSTOMER: I really hate you guys.

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