Comic Transcript
FED: Mark, we’re going to be starting you on a new project in a few days. Wanted to give you a heads up.
MARK: OK. What am I going to be doing.
FED: …we can’t actually tell you that. We’re still finishing up the paperwork to bump you up to the level of clearance you need to know about the project.
MARK: Which level is that?
FED: … we… can’t actually tell you that. We forgot to fill ou the paperwork to bump you up to the clearance that tells you the name of the clearance we want to bump you up to.
MARK: Well when you bump me up to the clearance I need to work on the project, will that also be a high enough clearance to know the name of the clearance?
(SILENCE.)
FED: We can’t actually–
MARK: Nevermind.
