FED: Congratulations Mark, you now have Jail Secret clearance.
MARK: I now have what?
FED: Jail Secret clearance. It’s one of our highest levels of classification. You need it for the special project we’re moving you to.
MARK: There’s no such thing.
FED: Everyone says that the first time they learn about Jail Secret. I know it sounds stupid but it makes sense in context.
MARK: What is the context for “Jail Secret?”
FED: “If you can’t keep this secret we’re probably going to jail.”