FED: OK, we finally found your actual job description. You’ll be working on Project UNITY.
MARK: You guys are working on UNITY?
FED: … you’ve actually heard of it?
MARK: Of course I’ve heard of it! I mean it’s ridiculous and over-the-top, but it’s admittedly very cool. And retro, which is also fun. But i’m not sure why you guys are interested in modding console games. Or why it would need to be classified.
FED: What on earth are you talking about?
MARK: Project UNITY. some guys managed to take 20 console gaming systems and modify them so they fit in a single box and be played with a single controller. What are you talking about?
FED: I’m talking about a project that apparently needs a new name.