FED: This will be your desk for PROJECT PRIME DIRECTIVE.
MARK: This is my desk.
FED: That’s what I said.
MARK: No, I mean this is my actual desk. It’s the desk I was using before I started this project.
FED: Well it’s also your desk now. Project protocol requires I introduce you to your field equipment.
MARK: Introduce me to my…? Where are you getting your protocols from, a spy novel?
MARK: Do I get to be James Bond?