Comic Transcript
MARK: Guys, I’ve answered every question you’ve asked me, multiple times, for… how long has it been?
FED #1: We’re almost there.
FED #2: Just a few more.
(MARK sighs.)
FED #1: Let’s keep going. Have you ever–
FED #3: Wrap it up, gentlemen.
FED #1: We’re not finished.
FED #3: The government is closed for business.
FED #1: Since when?
FED #3: Last week.
(Silence.)
MARK: I’m not going to get paid for any of this, am I.
FED #3: The government would thank you for your cooperation, but expressions of gratitude do not qualify as essential services.
